longsufferingly

This was kicking around for a while, so I finally figured--screw it, I'll write it.

If She Seems As Lonely As Me, Let Her Sink
Jared/Jensen, non-AU, 1750 words

( Breaking up with his costar, that was the problem. )

This here is a really stupid little fic about Jared and Jensen being Pokemon trainers, only it's not even really about that, it's mostly about them being schmoopy and stupid in the Pokemon world, because I felt like writing schmoop. There are various references to Pokemon in here, clearly, and for the record they're in Sinnoh, which is the region for Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum.

( It is really just pointless fluff! Not even cracky! You have been warned! )

Title: Good Will Towards Men
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Douchey ex-boyfriends, lying about names, completely contrived and unrealistic situations.
Word Count: 8600.
Summary: Jensen is a bitter veterinarian, angry at hotshot lawyer Jared Padalecki for skipping out on an important meeting. When a hot guy shows up at his door, claiming to be a Christmas present, he's sure Chris decided to actually hire him an escort. Little does he know his boss likes to play Santa, and Jared just wants to get to know him a little better.
Notes: Based on the truly spectacular Hallmark Channel original movie A Boyfriend For Christmas. I am blaming them for all the plot...specialnesses.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Jensen has never been much of a Christmas guy. )

Title: The Good Old Days, The Honest Man
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS/Friday Night Lights season one (crossover, not fusion)
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3200.
Summary: It starts when the star quarterback gets hospitalized and the assistant coach comes to visit him and finds Jensen Ackles.
Notes: ic4000 and I have been mainlining FNL season one, and during this time I've also been doing this. Whatever, my life is spectacular. Title and cut from The Killers.
FURTHER NOTE: ic4000 is judging me.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( the restless heart, the Promised Land )

Title: All That And a Tiki Warrior Costume
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Danneel Harris/Aldis Hodge
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3000.
Summary: High School Musical 2 J2 AU. In which Jared Padalecki is used to always getting what he wants, Jensen Ackles is the tragic product of abstinence-only education, and Danneel Harris is the best faghag.
Notes: For juice817, who is having a rough day ♥
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( This is particularly upsetting to Jared because he always thought that, given half a chance, he and Jensen would be awesome BFFs who had sex and got married and were famous celebrities who adopted underprivileged babies and were role models for all gay people everywhere and all straight people who didn't suck. )

So this is just quick and self-indulgent and stupid! I was watching Frasier earlier and remembering my omg Niles/Daphne OTP. So this is kind of (but not particularly well done) Niles!Jared/Daphne!Jensen fic. For well done sitcom fic, go read belyste's Big Bang, which is awesome on a stick.

( Move along, this is just to shut my brain up. )

Here's some more scenes from that FF8 J2 AU I'm not writing. This one has more spoilers for the game. Also, more schmoop.

( Also, daddy issues. )

Jensen/Jared (one-sided), based on that whole rumor that Jensen's moving out, 857 words, not actually what I planned to write.

Whatevs.

( Technically I'm on vacation here )