longsufferingly

It was recently deidre_c's birthday, and I meant to write her something and didn't. Then she very considerately told me something I should write, so, better late than never, right?

I Can't Be Left To My Imagination
Sam/Dean, Sam/OFC, 17-year-old Sam, 2000 words, NC-17.
That summer before senior year where Sam was a lifeguard.

( Quick and dirty, in several senses of the term. )

<Sam> ...oh wow, I guess I did write really questionable hooker fic and this was not a dream.
<Bumblebee> ....
<Bumblebee> ...honey what
<Sam> I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A DREAM EXACTLY I JUST FORGOT IT HAPPENED
<Bumblebee> ....


I realized that this was not a dream when I saw the very speedy and awesome juice817 had already recorded it. So there's podfic here for interested parties.

1. helloapollo did podfic of the latest part of Things Change.

2. juice817 did podfic of I'm Ready to Change My Facebook Relationship Status If You Are.

3. Page two of drabble request meme!

J2--Going to Hell 'Verse
-Discussing the future for tty63
-Writer's block for leodragon1

J2--Tractorbeam
-Moving to Vancouver for skyflakes
-Sharks for heidi8
-Tom hits on Jensen for cattraine
-Comic Con talk for selinamoonfire
-WiiFit is judging you for rachia
-Jensen is smart and it's hot for andycake
-Jensen's birthday for hd_obsession
-Puppy for boom_queen
-Job interview for tiki_92090

J2--When You Care Enough To Hit Send
-After the parents meet for quietdiscerning
-Chad for wizened_cynic

RPF--Other
-J2 teasing for arabella_hope
-Epic love 'verse rehearsal for matalinolukaret
-Stripper!Jensen/Cop!Jared timestamp for cloex_brosluvr
-Chris Kane + Beth Riesgraf for rsadelle
-Not In Front of the Kids, Jensen POV for sarie_wanderer
-J2 wizards for makesitpretty
-Oregon Trail J2 for biancathecookie

Leverage
-Hardison/Parker/Eliot for pez_gurl
-Hardison/Parker for nouveau_monday

Supernatural
-SPN Muppet Babies for karmicunderpath

Bones
-Zach + Hodgins for inarticulate

Big Bang Theory
-Sheldon/Leonard for balefully

helloapollo did podfic of Things Change, My Dear, which can be found here!

1. pennyplainknits did podfic for two stories in When You Care Enough To Hit Send here /o/

2. I did a NYR Yuletide fic for The Big Bang Theory. The Asexual Physicist Conundrum, Leonard/Sheldon, 1003 words.

sadcypress did podfic for Numquam Iam...man why did I give a fic a long title in Latin? That was stupid of me. THAT STORY WHAT I WROTE WITH THE LATIN. Anyway, you can get it here /o/

Title: Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam [Complete]
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles; brief Jensen/Kyle Gallner, Jared/others, Gabe Tigerman/Sandy McCoy. Wow. Those look special all written out.
Rating: NC-17 overall.
Warnings: Dork Jensen, social maladjustment, sitcom situations.
Word Count: 17,000 total! This part is like 6000 or so.
Summary: AU, based on The Big Bang Theory. Jensen is a socially awkward but happy theoretical physicist, Jared is an aspiring actor, and everyone sucks at relationships pretty damn hard.
Notes: So, for fics4books, I offered a story from 5000 to 10000 words, because that seemed doable to me. therealw and speakfree got in touch with me and were like "We have a fic we'd love to get, but it would be longer than that! Could we work something out?" And we love charity, so we did, and now we have this fic, which was their brainchild. Title taken from "Your Brains vs. My Tractorbeam," by Say Hi To Your Mom.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Jensen came out to his parents during college with a lecture and a slideshow. He remembers his entire speech, which covered the problems with reproduction in an already overpopulated world and the benefits of an openly homosexual Nobel Prize winner for the gay community, and had ended with: 'In conclusion, I think I'm gay.' )

juice817 continues to be awesome and do awesome podfic, and she has a recording of Someday Everything Is Gonna Be Smooth Like a Rhapsody up here!