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1. helloapollo did podfic of the latest part of Things Change.

2. juice817 did podfic of I'm Ready to Change My Facebook Relationship Status If You Are.

3. Page two of drabble request meme!

J2--Going to Hell 'Verse
-Discussing the future for tty63
-Writer's block for leodragon1

J2--Tractorbeam
-Moving to Vancouver for skyflakes
-Sharks for heidi8
-Tom hits on Jensen for cattraine
-Comic Con talk for selinamoonfire
-WiiFit is judging you for rachia
-Jensen is smart and it's hot for andycake
-Jensen's birthday for hd_obsession
-Puppy for boom_queen
-Job interview for tiki_92090

J2--When You Care Enough To Hit Send
-After the parents meet for quietdiscerning
-Chad for wizened_cynic

RPF--Other
-J2 teasing for arabella_hope
-Epic love 'verse rehearsal for matalinolukaret
-Stripper!Jensen/Cop!Jared timestamp for cloex_brosluvr
-Chris Kane + Beth Riesgraf for rsadelle
-Not In Front of the Kids, Jensen POV for sarie_wanderer
-J2 wizards for makesitpretty
-Oregon Trail J2 for biancathecookie

Leverage
-Hardison/Parker/Eliot for pez_gurl
-Hardison/Parker for nouveau_monday

Supernatural
-SPN Muppet Babies for karmicunderpath

Bones
-Zach + Hodgins for inarticulate

Big Bang Theory
-Sheldon/Leonard for balefully

THREE THINGS.

1. I finished the first page of requests from my Christmas drabble meme the other day! So here's a directory of the requests from there so far!

RPS
Tractorbeam Christmas timestamp for juice817
Going to Hell timestamp; Jared's first day living with Jensen for jellicle
J2!Love Actually for setissma
Jared/Jensen mistletoe for hd_obsession
Twilight AU, Edward!Jared/Bella!Jensen for pomavera
Dean ♥ Titanic for moodswingers
Mike hooks up Jared and Jensen for pez_gurl
Jared/Jensen Christmas shopping for family for matalinolukaret
Jared + Jensen + snowman for tinkabell007
J2: flannel sheets and insomnia for wendy
College AU timestamp Christmas for pyroblaze18
Jared and Jensen in a barfight for too_rational
J2 nutcracker for 1orelai
J2 magical unicorn AU for inarticulate
College AU, Mike + Christmas for ellerigbee
Jensen only sleeps with people as pretty as he is for rsadelle
Jared's distressing love of Mexican food for annella
J2, files, calculators and working late at night for joans23
Ugly Christmas sweaters for lazy_daze

Supernatural
Sam/Dean, rickrolled for deidre_c
Sam/Dean Christmas angst for clubinthesky

Other fandoms
Psych; Gus and Shawn the old married couple for oxoniensis
Omi and Buffy hunt vampires for lady_ganesh

2. I picked up a couple prompts at tvm's domestic fic meme.
Arguing about who does what chores... and trading off with sexual favours
Jensen falls asleep on the couch and wakes up in the middle of the night covered with a blanket

3. keepaofthecheez had a dream where Jensen was a stripper and Jared was the cop who kept busting him for being a stripper, and Jensen LOVED JARED but Jared kept telling him to put clothes on, and I did a little comment fic on that because...that's what I do? I dunno. ANYWAY. I might expand on it someday, but for now, I'll just put what I did. It has porn! As a warning.

( Mmm strippers. )

Things that are awkward:

1. Writing porn about a character who doesn't know words like "dick" and "orgasm."
2. Writing porn about a character who doesn't really know much about sex period.
3. Writing porn based on a beloved childhood novel.
4. Writing porn with your grandmother sitting right next to you.

Which is to say! Originally, this was going to be a scene in "The Lad That Loved You...," but then I had a crisis of faith about both my ability to write Anne of Green Gables AU porn, and also anyone else's desire to read Anne of Green Gables AU porn. inarticulate reassured me on the latter, and it's not like I've ever let the former stop me, so yesterday I decided to soldier on and turn this into a deleted scene!

Now it's 3100 words long, so it's less a scene and more its own special story. wtf self.

ALSO I am really behind on comments, but will be replying soon. Promise! I am the worst comment responder, I'm sorry :(

Title: I Sing the Body Electric
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Jim Beaver/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: ...anne of green gables J2 au porn. sob my life. Also, Jared is 17.
Word Count: 3100.
Summary: Sequel to The Coming of Wisdom With Time and The Lad That Loved You Was One That Kept His Word. In which Jared is naive, Jensen is patient, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan has to give Jared the talk.
Notes: Title from Whitman.
Disclaimer: I make this shit up.

( Chad's eventual response is both helpful and completely unhelpful, which Jared has come to expect from Chad: Open your mouth and turn off your brain. Stop thinking so much, stupid. )

So, a few days ago, keepaofthecheez posted re: her desire for a J2 Anne of Green Gables AU. And I was like MAN THAT WOULD BE AWESOME but I have Yuletide and the J2 Christmas exchange and shit.

Of course, my brain gets attached to things and doesn't leave them alone even if I should be doing other things.

SO. What we have here is a (HIGHLY COMPRESSED--man, I love you, Anne of Green Gables, but you are LONG and KIND OF CRAZY and I CANNOT HANDLE SO MANY DRESSES AND BALLS AND OLD LADY ANTICS) J2 Anne of Green Gables AU. Or, like, pre-J2. Because Anne takes forever to not be an idiot.

ANYWAY! keepaofthecheez, I hope someone someday soon writes you a longer, more in-depth and awesome AU. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this.

Title: The Coming of Wisdom With Time
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles (pre-slash!), Jim Beaver/Jeffrey Dean Morgan (i-implied??)
Rating: G
Warnings: None?
Word Count: 4100.
Summary: Jared Padalecki was fairly convinced no one would ever want to adopt or want him. It turns out he was wrong on all counts.
Disclaimer: I make this shit up.
ALSO: Podfic by juice817 is here.

( Jared does not skip through the field singing to himself at this news, but only because Jim says that as long as Jared is living under his roof, skipping through fields and singing is strictly not allowed. )