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Hey guys, this is just a post that lists verses I am not willing to accept timestamp requests for anymore. Right now I do not have one-shots on there--maybe some day I will work that out, but for now it was a lot easier to just work with verses.

This doesn't mean I am 100% ruling out the possibility of ever writing them again, but I consider myself to be done with them, and I don't want to have to specifically list them in future prompt memes, etc. So this is a handy list for me to link for future prompts! Yay efficiency.

( Retired Verses )

I posted my last J2 fic to AO3 yesterday, I Kind of Liked It Your Way. Enjoy!

Hey friends, I've written some fic recently! I was meaning to post it but then I was waiting for Yuletide reveals to happen so the time has come.

For Yuletide I wrote Tip and J.Lo: The College Years (The True Meaning of Smekday Part Four). Fandom is The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex, which is a great book if you haven't read it.

For Fandomaid I wrote A Castle for Two, which is Jared/Gen fairytale AU and A Cup O' Kindness Yet, which is some Teen Wolf Lydia/Allison fic.

This is a really bad post, but I'm pretty tired. Happy New Year, everyone!

Hey friends, long time no see! I was rooting through my drafts folder on gmail and I have all these things I'm never going to finish, so I'm throwing them up in a post. Enjoy, but not too much, because I will never finish them, and they are all completely unsatisfying. Sorry? I did check to make sure none of them end in the middle of sentences.

HARRY POTTER, Dumbledore has a Muggle romance in the sixties or something, 1000 words.

( Albus rather likes Sainsbury's )

BABYLON 5, high school AU, 500 words

( On Marcus's first day at Babylon High School, he falls in love. )

RPF, a sequel to that Genevieve Cortese/Tyler Posey thing I wrote that I'm too lazy to link to (THIS IS A SAD POST), 715 words

( Dylan, it's office hours, I'm your TA. You are the reason office hours exist. Of course you should be here. )

TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles FBI AU where Stiles was supposed to be Fox Mulder?? idk where I was going with this, but I clearly had a plot I was thinking about, 1600 words

( Stiles Stilinski isn't the only FBI agent who joined the Bureau because he was looking for his best friend. )

DISCWORLD, Tiffany Aching/Preston, stuck in drafts limo FOREVER, 555 words

( A Boy Who Comes Around )

DISCWORLD, post Monstrous Regiment, Polly/Maladict, 300 words

( The first thing that happens is that Paul and Shufti get engaged. )

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, Tamaki/Haruhi first time fic, porny, 700 words

( Read more... )

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, AU where Haruhi works at the library and a cafe and Tamaki thinks she's two different people, I might finish this someday, idk, 430 words

( What do you do when your most trusted companions betray you? )

TEEN WOLF, Scott/Stiles porn, this is really mostly done, I'm a failure, 925 words

( It's not like Stiles wanted to die, it's just that if he'd thought he was going to live, he never would have made out with Scott. )

TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles, Stiles is cockblocking Danny because he doesn't want him dating one of the alpha pack, kinda porny, 1450 words

( So, are you still a virgin? )

RPF, more Robert Pattinson/Jennifer Lawrence BFFs, also Chris Hemsworth is there, I might also finish this eventually, 1055 words

( I have seen pictures of him. He is massive. He probably has orbiting bodies. He is like Gaston, but blonde. He is roughly the size of a barge, Jen. I am going to be killed. )

SUPERNATURAL, Sam/Dean Babylon 5 AU intended for spn_j2_bigbang in, like, 2010, but then grad school happened, 6700 words

( Maybe there was such a thing as too fresh a start. )

Title: Award Season
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Selena Gomez/Kristen Stewart, brief Kristen Stewart/Jennifer Lawrence, references to Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber and Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson
Rating: R
Warnings: Some infidelity.
Word Count: 1240.
Summary: Functional relationships don't start with getting high and fooling around. Generally.
Notes: Thanks to phrenk for helping me figure out this was the girl porn I wanted to write.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( The first time Selena meets Kristen Stewart, they're at the 2011 Kid's Choice awards. )

The First Rule of Online Dating
Teen Wolf, Danny/Stiles, PG, 1700 words. Danny just wants to meet his MMORPG BFF; she's not thrilled by the idea.

Vaguely inspired by Ready, Player One in that I got the idea while I was listening to the audiobook. Also I stole the title from there.

( No one looks like their avatar. )

INSTEAD OF WRITING ANYTHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE, I DID THIS

Dog Sex 101
Teen Wolf, Scott/Stiles, NC-17, 900 words, knotting. Scott becomes an alpha and deals with his changing body.

( How much do you know about dog penises? )

Title: Open Up My Eager Eyes
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPF
Pairing: Tyler Posey/Genevieve Cortese
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Knotting.
Word Count: 2200.
Summary: AU. In the nine years it's been since Gen saw Posey, he grew up into a hot alpha. So sex, obviously.
Notes: I can't really justify or explain this. Title from the Killers.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( Sometimes you just want to write knotting porn about two people who will never meet each other OKAY god don't look at me like that. )

Title: Wizard's Worth
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, Scott/Allison
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: References to fantastical racism (Harry Potter style).
Word Count: 4200.
Summary: Hogwarts AU! Danny is the nicest Slytherin ever, except for the part where he doesn't like Stiles. Stiles assumes being Potions partners will not improve this situation.
Notes: Other contractual obligations: Hogwarts AUs. Someday I will write that terrible Disney Channel Hogwarts AU, and it will be terrible.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( It all starts when Scott and Stiles blow up their Draught of Peace, which Stiles has trouble feeling upset about, because before the potion exploded, it was actually pretty successful. )

Title: So Come Over, Just Be Patient, and Don't Worry
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles
Rating: Hard R.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1900.
Summary: Follow-up to Catch Me No Catch. Danny has an awkward morning after.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( Werewolves he can handle, but dating Stiles Stilinski might actually break Danny's brain. )