longsufferingly

This is, in fact, just schmoop. Tractorbeam schmoop, even! Don't judge. The night of You Can Tell Everybody.

( 780 words of schmoop, shh )

1. helloapollo did podfic of the latest part of Things Change.

2. juice817 did podfic of I'm Ready to Change My Facebook Relationship Status If You Are.

3. Page two of drabble request meme!

J2--Going to Hell 'Verse
-Discussing the future for tty63
-Writer's block for leodragon1

J2--Tractorbeam
-Moving to Vancouver for skyflakes
-Sharks for heidi8
-Tom hits on Jensen for cattraine
-Comic Con talk for selinamoonfire
-WiiFit is judging you for rachia
-Jensen is smart and it's hot for andycake
-Jensen's birthday for hd_obsession
-Puppy for boom_queen
-Job interview for tiki_92090

J2--When You Care Enough To Hit Send
-After the parents meet for quietdiscerning
-Chad for wizened_cynic

RPF--Other
-J2 teasing for arabella_hope
-Epic love 'verse rehearsal for matalinolukaret
-Stripper!Jensen/Cop!Jared timestamp for cloex_brosluvr
-Chris Kane + Beth Riesgraf for rsadelle
-Not In Front of the Kids, Jensen POV for sarie_wanderer
-J2 wizards for makesitpretty
-Oregon Trail J2 for biancathecookie

Leverage
-Hardison/Parker/Eliot for pez_gurl
-Hardison/Parker for nouveau_monday

Supernatural
-SPN Muppet Babies for karmicunderpath

Bones
-Zach + Hodgins for inarticulate

Big Bang Theory
-Sheldon/Leonard for balefully

HOKAY so I was doing friending today (I am the laziest person ever with friending and I am sorry) and saw that this journal is being watched by 500 people, which is a little terrifying. To celebrate this I wanted to do a drabble meme, but then I felt bad because my Christmas meme still has a page or so of unfulfilled requests.

SO here is how this is going to work. It is a combination drabble meme/DAMNIT CHASH DO THIS SHIT meme.

1. Everyone can request one drabble.
2. If you have an unfulfilled request on this post and have not already gotten one fic from it (that is, if you did two requests and got one written, this does not apply to you), you can link the request and either say DO THIS or say I CHANGED MY MIND I WOULD LIKE ANOTHER FIC INSTEAD and do a different request. So, if I have yet to fill your request from my Christmas meme, you get two requests here, one of which can be your old request if you still want it.

THE CATCH is that these will actually be drabbles. Not exactly 100 words, but no more than 400.

GOOD TIMES. Timestamps are acceptable.

First off, the awesome juice817 podficced Call Me, Call Me.

Also, this.

Title: Ampersand After Ampersand
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: Hard R.
Warnings: Dork Jensen, social maladjustment, sitcom situations.
Word Count: 2300.
Summary: Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam timestamp; Valentine's Day.
Notes: Livejournal informs me that twofourteen's birthday is on Valentine's Day. I was going to post this on Valentine's Day so it would be a more legitimate birthday present, but then I remembered I would have guests and stuff and would probably forget like the winner I am. So! Early present for twofourteen for her birthday. Title From the Magnetic Fields.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Jensen has never had to deal with Valentine's Day before. )

Stu the Cockatoo Likes to Pwn Bitches
Tractorbeam 'verse/Leverage
Jared/Jensen, Eliot/Hardison-ish
600 words
spoilers for bbt 213

( He told me my hair was aerodynamically unsound. )

Fucking seriously, I don't know what happened today.

Well, I know one thing that happened today. The Big Bang Theory said (and I quote):

DEAR CHASH:

WRITE A TRACTORBEAM TIMESTAMP WITH THIS EPISODE.

LOVE
THE BIG BANG THEORY

At least, that's what I heard.

Title: Can You At All Times Wear Socks
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG
Warnings: Dork Jensen, social maladjustment, sitcom situations.
Word Count: 2500.
Summary: Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam timestamp; Jensen and Jared have a fight. Other things also fight. SPOILERS for tonight's Big Bang Theory! Just so you know.
Notes: Title from "The Quiz" by Hello Saferide.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Based on his knowledge of pop culture, Jared, and human relationships, Jensen is pretty sure he's not getting laid tonight. )

THREE THINGS.

1. I finished the first page of requests from my Christmas drabble meme the other day! So here's a directory of the requests from there so far!

RPS
Tractorbeam Christmas timestamp for juice817
Going to Hell timestamp; Jared's first day living with Jensen for jellicle
J2!Love Actually for setissma
Jared/Jensen mistletoe for hd_obsession
Twilight AU, Edward!Jared/Bella!Jensen for pomavera
Dean ♥ Titanic for moodswingers
Mike hooks up Jared and Jensen for pez_gurl
Jared/Jensen Christmas shopping for family for matalinolukaret
Jared + Jensen + snowman for tinkabell007
J2: flannel sheets and insomnia for wendy
College AU timestamp Christmas for pyroblaze18
Jared and Jensen in a barfight for too_rational
J2 nutcracker for 1orelai
J2 magical unicorn AU for inarticulate
College AU, Mike + Christmas for ellerigbee
Jensen only sleeps with people as pretty as he is for rsadelle
Jared's distressing love of Mexican food for annella
J2, files, calculators and working late at night for joans23
Ugly Christmas sweaters for lazy_daze

Supernatural
Sam/Dean, rickrolled for deidre_c
Sam/Dean Christmas angst for clubinthesky

Other fandoms
Psych; Gus and Shawn the old married couple for oxoniensis
Omi and Buffy hunt vampires for lady_ganesh

2. I picked up a couple prompts at tvm's domestic fic meme.
Arguing about who does what chores... and trading off with sexual favours
Jensen falls asleep on the couch and wakes up in the middle of the night covered with a blanket

3. keepaofthecheez had a dream where Jensen was a stripper and Jared was the cop who kept busting him for being a stripper, and Jensen LOVED JARED but Jared kept telling him to put clothes on, and I did a little comment fic on that because...that's what I do? I dunno. ANYWAY. I might expand on it someday, but for now, I'll just put what I did. It has porn! As a warning.

( Mmm strippers. )

Title: Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam [Complete]
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles; brief Jensen/Kyle Gallner, Jared/others, Gabe Tigerman/Sandy McCoy. Wow. Those look special all written out.
Rating: NC-17 overall.
Warnings: Dork Jensen, social maladjustment, sitcom situations.
Word Count: 17,000 total! This part is like 6000 or so.
Summary: AU, based on The Big Bang Theory. Jensen is a socially awkward but happy theoretical physicist, Jared is an aspiring actor, and everyone sucks at relationships pretty damn hard.
Notes: So, for fics4books, I offered a story from 5000 to 10000 words, because that seemed doable to me. therealw and speakfree got in touch with me and were like "We have a fic we'd love to get, but it would be longer than that! Could we work something out?" And we love charity, so we did, and now we have this fic, which was their brainchild. Title taken from "Your Brains vs. My Tractorbeam," by Say Hi To Your Mom.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Jensen came out to his parents during college with a lecture and a slideshow. He remembers his entire speech, which covered the problems with reproduction in an already overpopulated world and the benefits of an openly homosexual Nobel Prize winner for the gay community, and had ended with: 'In conclusion, I think I'm gay.' )