longsufferingly

Looking For Men With Kids
Jared/Jensen, kidfic (fml), 5000 words, AU. In which Jensen is Jared's kid's kindergarten teacher.

( hau hau hau )

This here is a really stupid little fic about Jared and Jensen being Pokemon trainers, only it's not even really about that, it's mostly about them being schmoopy and stupid in the Pokemon world, because I felt like writing schmoop. There are various references to Pokemon in here, clearly, and for the record they're in Sinnoh, which is the region for Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum.

( It is really just pointless fluff! Not even cracky! You have been warned! )

Title: Good Will Towards Men
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Douchey ex-boyfriends, lying about names, completely contrived and unrealistic situations.
Word Count: 8600.
Summary: Jensen is a bitter veterinarian, angry at hotshot lawyer Jared Padalecki for skipping out on an important meeting. When a hot guy shows up at his door, claiming to be a Christmas present, he's sure Chris decided to actually hire him an escort. Little does he know his boss likes to play Santa, and Jared just wants to get to know him a little better.
Notes: Based on the truly spectacular Hallmark Channel original movie A Boyfriend For Christmas. I am blaming them for all the plot...specialnesses.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Jensen has never been much of a Christmas guy. )

Title: The Good Old Days, The Honest Man
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS/Friday Night Lights season one (crossover, not fusion)
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3200.
Summary: It starts when the star quarterback gets hospitalized and the assistant coach comes to visit him and finds Jensen Ackles.
Notes: ic4000 and I have been mainlining FNL season one, and during this time I've also been doing this. Whatever, my life is spectacular. Title and cut from The Killers.
FURTHER NOTE: ic4000 is judging me.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( the restless heart, the Promised Land )

Title: The Hack Job
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS (Tractorbeam)/Leverage
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Gabe Tigerman/Sandy McCoy, Eliot Spencer/Alec Hardison
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7900.
Summary: A new video game starts turning geeks comatose. Hardison takes it personal.
Notes: For la_perkins, for Sweet Charity. Plot points liberally borrowed from the .hack games. Takes place after Jared and Jensen have moved to Vancouver.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Chad Michael Murray is also some kind of ninja/gangster. )

So the thing is, there is a fairly good chance that that FF8 AU I am only sort of writing will forever remain vague collections of scenes. Therefore, here's a post with information about FF8. Also so you can picture everyone wearing really special outfits and stuff.



( Plot and character information! Some spoilers, clearly. )

Also, I'm posting my Big Bang on Tuesday, FYI.

I have to edit my Big Bang, and work on Sweet Charity, and finish my George of the Jungle AU, so I don't really have time to write a FF8 J2 AU.

If I was going to write it, it would probably include these scenes.

( But I'm not. )

The One With the Questionable Heterosexuality
A J2 Friends AU, requested by hd_obsession
with mentions of David Boreanaz/Emily Deschanel and hobo Misha Collins
as one does
3400 words, PG-13

( Imagine Jared and Jensen doing really retarded dances in front of a fountain here. )

So, here's the deal.

Yesterday, as part of my drabble meme, I wrote this Jared/Jensen high school AU snippet. And liked it! And I was trying to write more and really all I came up with was Jensen's POV on the same scene.

So I wrote that.

( Jensen POV! )

And now I don't really know what happens! I mean, clearly, gay love ensues, but individual events are a mystery to me.

SO here's the game we are going to play. Or the game I want to play, if you're willing. Give me words! Not prompts--no plots or scenarios or anything, just three to five words, and I will do scenes that use those words. And ideally somewhere in this process I will find my chi or whatever and discover the music in me and come out with some kind of coherent high school au narrative.

FUN FOR ALL

(note: fun for all is not actually a guarantee.)

(second note: every time I see the word "guarantee" I think "guar gum." Which is a much less common word, so wtf brain.)

eta
I meant to add this earlier, but then mom and I had to brave the rain to buy lightbulbs. SO belatedly, this is not the kind of meme where I am promising (guaranteeing? GUAR GUMMING??) to reply to every prompt, or to reply in order. I will be doing them as fancy takes me. SO YOU KNOW FYI. I cannot actually promise to do everything here. THAT IS ALL word.

I, uh, absolutely required schmoop.

I do not apologize for this.

Also, to everyone who's said hi in the lurker post, I definitely want to respond, but I was cleaning and then watching Bones and then watching Supernatural and then doing this, so--sometime soon! I hope. But it is awesome to hear from everyone ♥

And As For Some Happy Ending
593 words, follows other bodyswap fics

( I'd rather stay single and thin. )