longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
My Kind Of People
J2 AU, 1800 words.
The Men With Kids timestamp where they tell Nate about the two of them.

Cooties are head lice. I looked it up in the dictionary. )
longsufferingly: (JARED FUCKING PADALECKI)
Looking For Men With Kids
Jared/Jensen, kidfic (fml), 5000 words, AU. In which Jensen is Jared's kid's kindergarten teacher.

hau hau hau )
longsufferingly: (Saint Peter won't call my name)
This was kicking around for a while, so I finally figured--screw it, I'll write it.

If She Seems As Lonely As Me, Let Her Sink
Jared/Jensen, non-AU, 1750 words

Breaking up with his costar, that was the problem. )
longsufferingly: (...socute)
This is a comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] dollydolittle that was too long for the comment box, so I figured I'd just post it. Anyway, she prompted me with an idea from one of my all time favorite series, Hanazakari no Kimitachi E, sort of. ANYWAY Jared is super into manga, Jensen is his new roommate, and Jared makes some very incorrect assumptions. 1300 words, G. Total lack of gay freakout.

Just a little silliness. )
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This here is a really stupid little fic about Jared and Jensen being Pokemon trainers, only it's not even really about that, it's mostly about them being schmoopy and stupid in the Pokemon world, because I felt like writing schmoop. There are various references to Pokemon in here, clearly, and for the record they're in Sinnoh, which is the region for Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum.

It is really just pointless fluff! Not even cracky! You have been warned! )
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
Here are two comment fics what I wrote.

One, for [livejournal.com profile] annella's comment fic post, Jensen and Chad get drunkenly gay-married, Jared is their divorce lawyer.

506 words, Chad mockery. )

Two, a beautiful fairy tale for [livejournal.com profile] beckaandzac

1049 words, total stupidity, unicorns. )
longsufferingly: (theirloveissosomething)
Title: Good Will Towards Men
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Douchey ex-boyfriends, lying about names, completely contrived and unrealistic situations.
Word Count: 8600.
Summary: Jensen is a bitter veterinarian, angry at hotshot lawyer Jared Padalecki for skipping out on an important meeting. When a hot guy shows up at his door, claiming to be a Christmas present, he's sure Chris decided to actually hire him an escort. Little does he know his boss likes to play Santa, and Jared just wants to get to know him a little better.
Notes: Based on the truly spectacular Hallmark Channel original movie A Boyfriend For Christmas. I am blaming them for all the plot...specialnesses.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Jensen has never been much of a Christmas guy. )
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Title: Never Really Gave Up On Breaking Out of This Two-Star Town
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS/Friday Night Lights season one (crossover, not fusion)
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3800.
Summary: Sequel to The Good Old Days, the Honest Man. Change comes slowly in Dillon, but it comes.
Notes: Title and cut from The Killers.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

I don't mind if you don't mind, cuz I don't shine if you don't shine. )

ALSO HAVE THREE FNL SONGS and watch FNL it is honestly the best show on TV
1. Tony Lucca : Devil Town
2. Camera Obscura : Let's Get Out Of This Country
3. The Killers : Read My Mind
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Title: The Good Old Days, The Honest Man
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS/Friday Night Lights season one (crossover, not fusion)
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3200.
Summary: It starts when the star quarterback gets hospitalized and the assistant coach comes to visit him and finds Jensen Ackles.
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] ic4000 and I have been mainlining FNL season one, and during this time I've also been doing this. Whatever, my life is spectacular. Title and cut from The Killers.
FURTHER NOTE: [livejournal.com profile] ic4000 is judging me.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

the restless heart, the Promised Land )
longsufferingly: (Sexy times with James Joyce.)
A story about Chad Michael Murray, friendship, love, and the capacity of Jensen Ackles' ass.

they see me trollin', they hating )
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
Title: All That And a Tiki Warrior Costume
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Danneel Harris/Aldis Hodge
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3000.
Summary: High School Musical 2 J2 AU. In which Jared Padalecki is used to always getting what he wants, Jensen Ackles is the tragic product of abstinence-only education, and Danneel Harris is the best faghag.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] juice817, who is having a rough day ♥
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

This is particularly upsetting to Jared because he always thought that, given half a chance, he and Jensen would be awesome BFFs who had sex and got married and were famous celebrities who adopted underprivileged babies and were role models for all gay people everywhere and all straight people who didn't suck. )
longsufferingly: (Rock the fuck on.)
Title: The Hack Job
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS (Tractorbeam)/Leverage
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Gabe Tigerman/Sandy McCoy, Eliot Spencer/Alec Hardison
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7900.
Summary: A new video game starts turning geeks comatose. Hardison takes it personal.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] la_perkins, for Sweet Charity. Plot points liberally borrowed from the .hack games. Takes place after Jared and Jensen have moved to Vancouver.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Chad Michael Murray is also some kind of ninja/gangster. )
longsufferingly: (Like the Batman.)
So this is just quick and self-indulgent and stupid! I was watching Frasier earlier and remembering my omg Niles/Daphne OTP. So this is kind of (but not particularly well done) Niles!Jared/Daphne!Jensen fic. For well done sitcom fic, go read [livejournal.com profile] belyste's Big Bang, which is awesome on a stick.

Move along, this is just to shut my brain up. )
longsufferingly: (True.)
Title: My Name Is Trouble
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles (main), Jared Padalecki/OMC, Jensen Ackles/Michael Rosenbaum, Jared Padalecki/Danneel Harris
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 22,000 words.
Summary: Six years after Supernatural ends, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki find themselves in completely separate lives after a falling out. It's possible neither of them has ever really recovered from the other. But an unexpected turn in Jensen's life brings them back together to sort themselves out again.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang! With many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wendy and [livejournal.com profile] loony_moony for awesome beta help; all remaining mistakes are absolutely mine. Title from Nightmare of You.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Part one | Part two | Part three

Totally awesome art by [livejournal.com profile] xwacky
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
So the thing is, there is a fairly good chance that that FF8 AU I am only sort of writing will forever remain vague collections of scenes. Therefore, here's a post with information about FF8. Also so you can picture everyone wearing really special outfits and stuff.

Plot and character information! Some spoilers, clearly. )

Also, I'm posting my Big Bang on Tuesday, FYI.
longsufferingly: (I'm the toppy brother.)
Here's some more scenes from that FF8 J2 AU I'm not writing. This one has more spoilers for the game. Also, more schmoop.

Also, daddy issues. )
longsufferingly: (Sexy times with James Joyce.)
Title: Put Your Face In My Place
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Jensen/others
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: None? I mean. Gayness. Sex. The usual.
Word Count: 1700.
Summary: Living with Jared would be really easy if he could just keep his hands off his dick.
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] girlmostlikely is apparently LJ royalty. Title from Adam Green.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

now I always have my camera )


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