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First page of drabble requests is done! Directory go:

J2--Going to Hell 'Verse
-Far future timestamp for jillsjourney
-Pre-story Jensen for sakurazukakami

J2--Tractorbeam
-Timestamp, a month into the relationship for bobbinrob
-Jensen gets a fangirl for lomer
-Finding acceptable places to eat in Vancouver for latentfunction
-Jared teaching Jensen something new for wendy
-Jared proposes adopting for kellifer_fic

J2--When You Care Enough To Hit Send
-Right after Mike and Tom's wedding for jellicle
-Snuggles for mrsbpod

RPS--Other
-Jealousy for stormcloude
-Danneel/Sophia for kittyzams
-Christian Kane + David Boreanaz + Jensen Ackles for lady_ganesh
-Chubby Jensen for mediaville
-Jensen POV on Tall, Dark and Not Bad Looking for lolitakun
-Jared buys a canoe for tinkabell007
-Hitman!Jared and Hardboiled Detective!Jensen for trolleys
-Jared and mermaid Jensen for the_curlyone
-Bets for pinkelephanti
-Not In Front of the Kids for rudhampaiel

Leverage
-Eliot/Parker/Hardison for cjmarlowe
-Eliot/Hardison for ashley

Sam/Dean
-Epic love 'verse for faunaana
-Bodyswap for clubinthesky

ALSO do you guys actually like getting these recap posts? I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE ACTUALLY WANTS THEM or if they just clutter up flists and stuff.

1. Can anyone tell me some timeline stuff about Jensen Ackles' girlfriends? I know he's dated Joanna Krupe and Danneel Harris, but have no idea when those started, how long they lasted (well, Danneel is still lasting, whatever), etc. Do we know this stuff? I am curious! I am pretty well-versed in Jared but know nothing about Jensen except what I read in fanfic, and I'm never sure if that's based in fact or made up. Tell me things! Curiosity sated, thanks guys!

2. I've got enough done on Yuletide and spn_j2_xmas that I can put this up without feeling guilty. Which means it is time for traditional CHRISTMAS DRABBLES. By which I mean a drabble meme at Christmastime, you don't have to ask for holiday-related drabbles if you don't want. PRETTY MUCH you give me a fandom/pairing and a prompt. Please give me a prompt! I cry when I don't get prompts because I ♥ them. And then I will write you a drabble! Which might have some Christmas theme and might not. And "drabble" is, as always, a loose term. Whatever! Yay holiday season is my point here.

RE drabbles: I mostly do these by request order, but I'll also jump around if I am INSPIRED for one, mostly because I like doing things while I remember/have the sudden passion! Also, feel free to request until December 25! After that, I will probably be drabbled out, and in some kind of turkey-related coma.

Title: Back In Black [Dead In the Water 1/?]
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Past Sam/Dean.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: AU, non-related Winchesters.
Word Count: 1700 words.
Summary: Is a series of drownings in a Wisconsin lake the work of a vengeful spirit?
Notes: THEN. Also, first time actually really stealing the plot of an existing episode. FUN TIMES??
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( Yeah, that'll go over real well. Hey, Bobby! Let's talk about everything except the case you just sent me on. Why not that? Oh, right. Because Sam Winchester is a little bitch. )

Man, I totally thought I was gonna do nothing on this today, and then I did this. Smutty schmoop (schmoopy smut? I'm not sure) is better than nothing, right? Let's pretend it is.

Title: Baby's First Booze
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean.
Rating: R.
Warnings: AU, non-related Winchesters, Sam is 17.
Word Count: 1300 words.
Summary: May 2, 2001. Sam turns seventeen.
Notes: Previous parts here. This is not the plot-advancing story you are looking for.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( His dad called two days ago, told Sam happy birthday, and went out into the woods with no cell reception to hunt some creature Sam's never heard of. Sam hadn't figured that Dean even knew his birthday, let alone that he would have planned around being home for it. )

So this was going to be longer and more coherent and less totally schmoopy.

But then Barack Obama won the election and the happiness was too much for me to think about doing anything other than happy happy things.

So.

Happy!

The Supernatural AU side of this will hopefully get an update tomorrow, I just did want to get something up today. In keeping with my updating goals.

Title: Re: The Closet
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: R
Warnings: None?
Word Count: 940.
Summary: Jared and Jensen on set.
Notes: Previous parts here.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( Fuck yes, America! )

Maybe I'll just post one of these every day in November. That's like doing NaNo, but I'm way more likely to do it.

Of course, it's already November 2, but I haven't gone to sleep yet, so I count it as November 1.

Title: Barrens
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Past Sam/Dean.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: AU, non-related Winchesters.
Word Count: 2000 words.
Summary: Sam and Dean head to New Jersey in search of clues.
Notes: Previous parts here.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( They're about thirty miles out of San Diego on their way back toward Stanford when Sam makes Dean pull the car over so he can throw up on the side of the road. )

Title: Reunion
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Past Sam/Dean.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: ...none?
Word Count: ~1300 words.
Summary: Sam's dad is missing.
Notes: So. This is the first of what will probably be several, if not many, fics dealing with the AU Supernatural from Like Winning Every Lottery. That means Dean and Sam are not related, but are still fucked up. Hey, they wouldn't be Dean and Sam if they weren't, right?
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( Sam's been spoiling for a good fight for--a lot longer than he wants to think about. Years, even. )

I was writing something totally different than this yesterday. Like, two totally different things, even. And then I somehow ended up writing this. The world is full of mysteries!

I also wrote a very little Sam/Dean (with 404 spoilers) here.

Title: Never Was Quick on the Uptake
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: R
Warnings: Real person fiction, Chad Michael Murray.
Word Count: ~4600 words.
Summary: AU. Jared Padalecki meets Jensen Ackles when UPN and the WB hook up.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( So what you're saying is you're a teenage girl with a crush on me. )