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I'm the worst.

Fri, 03 Apr 2015 01:09:32 GMT

oh jesus it's been a while hasn't it

I got into a new fandom this last week, which is why I was thinking about updating! In the months and months since we last talked (did you do something new with your hair?), here are things I've been writing:

Tortall:
-Miss Atomic Bomb (My big Tortall modern AU. I just keep updating it.)
-Canon Bending (George/Alanna canon-divergent AU)
-Gold in the Air of Summer (George/Alanna modern AU)
-First Sign of Failsafe (George/Alanna modern AU)
-Coming Back Around (George/Alanna Harry Potter AU)
-Lovely, Dark and Deep (Daine/Numair semi-regency AU)
-Without Ever Going to China (George/Alanna HDM AU)
-I Had a Dream and You Were In It (George/Alanna modern AU I WRITE A LOT OF THOSE OKAY)

Game of Thrones:
-The Echoes of Stories Never Told (Arya/Gendry modern AU)
-I Get A Little Warm in My Heart When I Think of Winter (Arya/Gendry kid!fic)
-All Summer We Just Hurried (Arya/Gendry renfaire AU)

Attack the Block:
-A Flag that Bears the Name (gen, for Yuletide)

The 100 aka my new fandom that I've been writing a lot of this week okay:
-Rely a Bit Too Heavily on Alcohol and Irony (Bellamy/Clarke modern AU)
-And That's Terrible (Bellamy/Clarke superhero AU)
-we thought we lost you (welcome back) (Bellamy/Clarke post season two)

ANYWAY yes if you like any of that truly random selection of fandoms, I post on AO3 now! It's probably just going to be The 100 for a while. Sorry not sorry. See you in several months.

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Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:12:37 GMT

I posted my last J2 fic to AO3 yesterday, I Kind of Liked It Your Way. Enjoy!

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Sun, 29 Jun 2014 01:49:17 GMT

Every six months is a good rate to post updates, right? If you want to see my fic in a timely fashion you should just follow me on AO3 or Tumblr, but I still feel like I should periodically update my poor, neglected LJ. So!

I still have one more J2 fic for charity to write (I have started it! I will finish it!) but in the meantime, I wrote two J2 charity fics: Windward, which is about dragons, and IsItaPossum.com, which is a Community AU.

We also have:

-Tsundere, which is the only Sterek fic I will ever write, and is about Derek being a catboy who actually acts like a cat.

-Hey There, Little Red Riding Hood, which is a Game of Thrones Gendry/Arya AU.

-Winter Wrap-Up Is Coming, which is a periodically updated incomplete series of short My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Game of Thrones crossover vignettes in which ponies teach the characters of Game of Thrones about the magic of friendship.

-Her Heart Was Warm and Gay, which is a series of crossovers between I Capture the Castle and Code Name: Verity, which appeals to a very small subset of people. But Code Name: Verity is a fantastic book everyone should read and/or check out the audiobook of.

-Miss Atomic Bomb, which has been dominating my life for the past few days, is a modern Tortall AU focused on Alanna and George Cooper, with some guest appearances from other people, and a Numair/Daine part coming up probably tomorrow.

So that's what I've been doing with my life! See you in six months and/or the next time I feel like it.

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Wed, 01 Jan 2014 16:49:48 GMT

Hey friends, I've written some fic recently! I was meaning to post it but then I was waiting for Yuletide reveals to happen so the time has come.

For Yuletide I wrote Tip and J.Lo: The College Years (The True Meaning of Smekday Part Four). Fandom is The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex, which is a great book if you haven't read it.

For Fandomaid I wrote A Castle for Two, which is Jared/Gen fairytale AU and A Cup O' Kindness Yet, which is some Teen Wolf Lydia/Allison fic.

This is a really bad post, but I'm pretty tired. Happy New Year, everyone!

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fandomaid!

Tue, 12 Nov 2013 23:41:48 GMT

I'm offering five fics in buy it now for fandomaid, you can find my thread here. And since it's for charity, I am offering CWRPF again (but not Supernatural). And Teen Wolf, and if there's something else you think I'm into, that's cool too! Just ask. I'm easy. And I make no guarantees about these coming at all quickly because I'm in Nano mode.

Also check out all the other offers! There's a bunch of cool stuff there even if you won't want me :D

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THINGS I WILL NEVER FINISH: A POST

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 02:41:43 GMT

Hey friends, long time no see! I was rooting through my drafts folder on gmail and I have all these things I'm never going to finish, so I'm throwing them up in a post. Enjoy, but not too much, because I will never finish them, and they are all completely unsatisfying. Sorry? I did check to make sure none of them end in the middle of sentences.

HARRY POTTER, Dumbledore has a Muggle romance in the sixties or something, 1000 words.

( Albus rather likes Sainsbury's )

BABYLON 5, high school AU, 500 words

( On Marcus's first day at Babylon High School, he falls in love. )

RPF, a sequel to that Genevieve Cortese/Tyler Posey thing I wrote that I'm too lazy to link to (THIS IS A SAD POST), 715 words

( Dylan, it's office hours, I'm your TA. You are the reason office hours exist. Of course you should be here. )

TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles FBI AU where Stiles was supposed to be Fox Mulder?? idk where I was going with this, but I clearly had a plot I was thinking about, 1600 words

( Stiles Stilinski isn't the only FBI agent who joined the Bureau because he was looking for his best friend. )

DISCWORLD, Tiffany Aching/Preston, stuck in drafts limo FOREVER, 555 words

( A Boy Who Comes Around )

DISCWORLD, post Monstrous Regiment, Polly/Maladict, 300 words

( The first thing that happens is that Paul and Shufti get engaged. )

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, Tamaki/Haruhi first time fic, porny, 700 words

( Read more... )

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, AU where Haruhi works at the library and a cafe and Tamaki thinks she's two different people, I might finish this someday, idk, 430 words

( What do you do when your most trusted companions betray you? )

TEEN WOLF, Scott/Stiles porn, this is really mostly done, I'm a failure, 925 words

( It's not like Stiles wanted to die, it's just that if he'd thought he was going to live, he never would have made out with Scott. )

TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles, Stiles is cockblocking Danny because he doesn't want him dating one of the alpha pack, kinda porny, 1450 words

( So, are you still a virgin? )

RPF, more Robert Pattinson/Jennifer Lawrence BFFs, also Chris Hemsworth is there, I might also finish this eventually, 1055 words

( I have seen pictures of him. He is massive. He probably has orbiting bodies. He is like Gaston, but blonde. He is roughly the size of a barge, Jen. I am going to be killed. )

SUPERNATURAL, Sam/Dean Babylon 5 AU intended for spn_j2_bigbang in, like, 2010, but then grad school happened, 6700 words

( Maybe there was such a thing as too fresh a start. )

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Fri, 19 Jul 2013 00:34:30 GMT

Jesus, it's been so long I don't even have my login information on my non-new laptop.

ANYWAY this is just an FYI, I'm actually posting directly to AO3 these days, so if you want to keep up with me, here is the place to do it. I'd try to post both here and there but let's be real I am pretty bad at updating more than one place. Although I also usually post a notif on tumblr, but for those you have to wade through everything else on my tumblr. You're welcome to do that too, if you want! My tumblr is here. Things I am currently into include Teen Wolf, Welcome to Night Vale, Gravity Falls, Pacific Rim, and Tamora Pierce. Most of my fic output is Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf RPF, but not Sterek, so if that's what you're looking for, you have come to a place that could potentially serve your needs.

I also realize the hilarity of posting about this on LJ given how dead LJ is. This is why I never update you, LJ. Also my crippling laziness.

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Sun, 03 Mar 2013 03:56:19 GMT

Title: Award Season
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Selena Gomez/Kristen Stewart, brief Kristen Stewart/Jennifer Lawrence, references to Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber and Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson
Rating: R
Warnings: Some infidelity.
Word Count: 1240.
Summary: Functional relationships don't start with getting high and fooling around. Generally.
Notes: Thanks to phrenk for helping me figure out this was the girl porn I wanted to write.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( The first time Selena meets Kristen Stewart, they're at the 2011 Kid's Choice awards. )

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Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:14:24 GMT

Title: Elope With Me, Miss Private
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: J2 RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3100.
Summary: Jared's mostly really happy to start online school with his internet BFF. Mostly.
Notes: Out of retirement for one night only for the last round of j2_everafter! I picked Pixel Perfect, which made way less sense than I remembered, so I ignored most of the actual plot and ended up with a thing.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( I wish that you were here with me to pass the dull weekend. )

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Wed, 30 Jan 2013 03:33:07 GMT

The First Rule of Online Dating
Teen Wolf, Danny/Stiles, PG, 1700 words. Danny just wants to meet his MMORPG BFF; she's not thrilled by the idea.

Vaguely inspired by Ready, Player One in that I got the idea while I was listening to the audiobook. Also I stole the title from there.

( No one looks like their avatar. )

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Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:40:22 GMT

Title: Future So Bright
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Scott/Allison
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1000.
Summary: Scott's eyes get hurt and he can't remember to keep them shut. Allison helps. Also schmoop.
Spoilers: Through the end of season two!
Notes: Written for stop_drop_howl, for the prompt "blinding lights." I made up some shit about werewolves, but then again, so did Teen Wolf.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( That was really stupid. )

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oops

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 02:27:55 GMT

INSTEAD OF WRITING ANYTHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE, I DID THIS

Dog Sex 101
Teen Wolf, Scott/Stiles, NC-17, 900 words, knotting. Scott becomes an alpha and deals with his changing body.

( How much do you know about dog penises? )

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Sun, 28 Oct 2012 14:56:27 GMT

Title: Oh Baby, Baby
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles
Rating: PG.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3500.
Summary: In which the technology of fake babies used to teach teenagers not to have sex has progressed to a point that they instinctively cry when Stiles touches them.
Notes: Every high school show needs an egg baby plot, right? Although credit for this actually goes to Project Runway, they inspired me. Just with the babies, not the clothes or anything. Those were pretty shitty. Sorry, Project Runway.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( That is a genetic experiment I don't even want to contemplate. )

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Sat, 20 Oct 2012 01:31:26 GMT

Title: Open Up My Eager Eyes
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: RPF
Pairing: Tyler Posey/Genevieve Cortese
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Knotting.
Word Count: 2200.
Summary: AU. In the nine years it's been since Gen saw Posey, he grew up into a hot alpha. So sex, obviously.
Notes: I can't really justify or explain this. Title from the Killers.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( Sometimes you just want to write knotting porn about two people who will never meet each other OKAY god don't look at me like that. )

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Wed, 10 Oct 2012 02:57:58 GMT

Hey guys! theswearingkind podficced The Monster At the End of This Glee Club. You can download it here!

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Wed, 26 Sep 2012 02:42:31 GMT

Title: Wizard's Worth
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, Scott/Allison
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: References to fantastical racism (Harry Potter style).
Word Count: 4200.
Summary: Hogwarts AU! Danny is the nicest Slytherin ever, except for the part where he doesn't like Stiles. Stiles assumes being Potions partners will not improve this situation.
Notes: Other contractual obligations: Hogwarts AUs. Someday I will write that terrible Disney Channel Hogwarts AU, and it will be terrible.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( It all starts when Scott and Stiles blow up their Draught of Peace, which Stiles has trouble feeling upset about, because before the potion exploded, it was actually pretty successful. )

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Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:14:07 GMT

Oh, hey, first up, you have one week to leave me holiday ficlet prompts! So if you would like to do that, this is a friendly reminder.

Also, sob.

Title: Metatext
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf/Temeraire (mostly just Iskierka, tbh)
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, Scott/Allison, Iskierka/Blingee
Rating: PG
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3300.
Summary: AU-ish (no werewolves). And completely AU for Temeraire. Scott finally reads Stiles' favorite webcomic, which inspires them to start their own, about Scott being a werewolf. And Iskierka occasionally shows up to tell Stiles that he is the worst.
Notes: Fun fact: I am contractually obligated to write a dumb fandom AU for every fandom I'm in! Also, this somehow got spoilers for Crucible of Gold in it, despite the fact that it's barely Temeraire fic. Good times.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( Also, thanks to Tree, Derek is a lurker. )

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Sat, 22 Sep 2012 02:03:23 GMT

Title: So Come Over, Just Be Patient, and Don't Worry
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles
Rating: Hard R.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1900.
Summary: Follow-up to Catch Me No Catch. Danny has an awkward morning after.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( Werewolves he can handle, but dating Stiles Stilinski might actually break Danny's brain. )

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Wed, 19 Sep 2012 01:22:57 GMT

Title: Catch Me No Catch
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, Scott/Allison, background Lydia/Jackson
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 3100
Summary: In which Stiles is not a broody vampire, Scott is (mostly) helpful, and Danny just wants to finish his English paper.
Notes: sob. ALSO spoilers for the end of season two, I forgot non-AUs have spoilers :(
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( I thought I was safe from you, Teen Wolf. )

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I accidentally Teen Wolf fic.

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 02:37:12 GMT

Title: For What It's Worth, I Think There's Nobody Like You
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Danny/Stiles, background Lydia/Jackson and Scott/Allison
Rating: Hard R.
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 4800.
Summary: AU. It's not exactly that Lydia wants to set Danny up with her high school friend, it's more that she doesn't want to deal with him, and she'd rather make Danny do it.
Notes: I guess I find Stiles and Danny adorable? I didn't realize. It's exciting to learn new things about ourselves! Title from the Corrs.
Disclaimer: Not mine, please don't sue.

( The first time Lydia set up a lunch meeting with him, he ordered water, because he thought he'd stopped drinking at lunch on weekdays after he graduated from college. Halfway through that meal, he had to order a shot. Never let it be said Danny doesn't learn from experience. )

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Fri, 17 Aug 2012 01:35:13 GMT

Title: Giggling and Dizzy
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Lydia/Allison
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None I can think of. If I missed any, please let me know!
Word Count: 1500.
Summary: Lydia's never met anyone who gets off on having her calf fondled. It's totally more interesting than her homework, that's for sure.
Spoilers: None! In part because it takes place in some undefined season one place that does not really exist.
Notes: Written for stop_drop_howl, for the prompt "accidental stimulation."
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( who needs coherent timelines for lesbian porn )

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Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:00:39 GMT

Title: We'll Meet On Edges Soon
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Legend of Korra
Pairing: Character spoilers for 110: General Iroh/Korra; brief mentions of Mako/Korra and Bolin/Asami.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None I can think of.
Word Count: 1300.
Summary: Formal events in Republic City: not for everyone.
Spoilers: Character spoilers for 110, mentions of events in the finale.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Tenzin said hello to three people and left before Meelo could break anything. )

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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:59:01 GMT

Title: How Happy I Would Be
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None I can think of.
Word Count: 4000.
Summary: Jensen's used to doing all kinds of things he'd never do for anyone else for Jared--favors, weird adventures, trips to the human world--but this takes the cake.
Notes: Written for j2_everafter for the Monsters Inc prompt! I had grander plans for this, but my life kind of exploded, so this is what I ended up with.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Jensen is going to get better at saying no to Jared Padalecki. )

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Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:31:54 GMT

Hey friends, exmanhater put up a collection of SPN RPF femslash podfics for amplificathon here. There are a few of mine in there as well as a lot of other awesome stuff, so mosey on over!

In other news, my heat is broken and it is freezing. I am wearing like eight layers right now.

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Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:22:36 GMT

Title: Secret Identity Fail
Author: poor_choices
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: References to prostitution.
Word Count: 2500.
Summary: Jensen's shirt apparently makes it very easy for people to mistake him for a prostitute. And it's downhill from there.
Notes: Written for saone77 for spn_j2_xmas! I tried to combine a couple of your prompts; I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( It's going to suck to retire this shirt, but it would probably suck more to keep getting mistaken for a prostitute. )

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