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Jul. 25th, 2011 10:50 pmBallistic Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas
J2, 748 words, hard R? NC-17? I don't even know. PRETTY MUCH I was at dinner tonight with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sadcypress and beckaandzac (and later balefully, but she missed most of this conversation), and we somehow got to talking about duck sex, and I was like PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START WRITING CORKSCREW DICK SEX just you watch, it is going to be the next knotting.
And then they were like, well clearly you must start this trend.
And then I had two more beers.
And here we are.
Title from this article, which taught me everything I always wanted to know about duck sex, but was afraid to ask.
( I look forward to regretting this in the morning )
J2, 748 words, hard R? NC-17? I don't even know. PRETTY MUCH I was at dinner tonight with
sadcypress and beckaandzac (and later balefully, but she missed most of this conversation), and we somehow got to talking about duck sex, and I was like PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START WRITING CORKSCREW DICK SEX just you watch, it is going to be the next knotting.And then they were like, well clearly you must start this trend.
And then I had two more beers.
And here we are.
Title from this article, which taught me everything I always wanted to know about duck sex, but was afraid to ask.
( I look forward to regretting this in the morning )
