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Title: I Call "Risky Business" "Risky It" (Because "It" Means "Business")
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bad sex.
Word Count: 1800.
Summary: Jared figured sex with Jensen would be as easy as everything else with Jensen had been. It turns out he was wrong.
Notes: Title is from 30 Rock, because I got the idea for this fic while listening to "It's Business Time" from Flight of the Conchords, and my brain makes logical leaps like that. idk.
Disclaimer: I make this shit up.

( Jared realized fairly quickly that there was no such thing as a non-awkward time to ask out your best friend/roommate/costar. )

In which I suck!

So synergic, in her continuing quest to be as bad an influence on me as I am on her, enabled me to do a dramatic reading of "WiiFit Is Judging You." Which I nearly did last night, but then my roommate came home and I was like "I don't think I can really fully give myself over to reading gay porn to my phone while my roommate is home." So! This morning, I woke up, and read this, fast and dirty. Which is how I do most things. If you want high quality, well read fanfic recordings, go check out audio_by_juice. If you want to hear me failing to enunciate and being a dork, well. Enjoy, I guess! And blame synergic.