Things that are awkward:
1. Writing porn about a character who doesn't know words like "dick" and "orgasm."
2. Writing porn about a character who doesn't really know much about sex period.
3. Writing porn based on a beloved childhood novel.
4. Writing porn with your grandmother sitting right next to you.
Which is to say! Originally, this was going to be a scene in "The Lad That Loved You...," but then I had a crisis of faith about both my ability to write Anne of Green Gables AU porn, and also anyone else's desire to read Anne of Green Gables AU porn.
inarticulate reassured me on the latter, and it's not like I've ever let the former stop me, so yesterday I decided to soldier on and turn this into a deleted scene!
Now it's 3100 words long, so it's less a scene and more its own special story. wtf self.
ALSO I am really behind on comments, but will be replying soon. Promise! I am the worst comment responder, I'm sorry :(
Title: I Sing the Body Electric
Author:
chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Jim Beaver/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: ...anne of green gables J2 au porn. sob my life. Also, Jared is 17.
Word Count: 3100.
Summary: Sequel to The Coming of Wisdom With Time and The Lad That Loved You Was One That Kept His Word. In which Jared is naive, Jensen is patient, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan has to give Jared the talk.
Notes: Title from Whitman.
Disclaimer: I make this shit up.
( Chad's eventual response is both helpful and completely unhelpful, which Jared has come to expect from Chad: Open your mouth and turn off your brain. Stop thinking so much, stupid. )
1. Writing porn about a character who doesn't know words like "dick" and "orgasm."
2. Writing porn about a character who doesn't really know much about sex period.
3. Writing porn based on a beloved childhood novel.
4. Writing porn with your grandmother sitting right next to you.
Which is to say! Originally, this was going to be a scene in "The Lad That Loved You...," but then I had a crisis of faith about both my ability to write Anne of Green Gables AU porn, and also anyone else's desire to read Anne of Green Gables AU porn.
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Now it's 3100 words long, so it's less a scene and more its own special story. wtf self.
ALSO I am really behind on comments, but will be replying soon. Promise! I am the worst comment responder, I'm sorry :(
Title: I Sing the Body Electric
Author:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Jim Beaver/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: ...anne of green gables J2 au porn. sob my life. Also, Jared is 17.
Word Count: 3100.
Summary: Sequel to The Coming of Wisdom With Time and The Lad That Loved You Was One That Kept His Word. In which Jared is naive, Jensen is patient, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan has to give Jared the talk.
Notes: Title from Whitman.
Disclaimer: I make this shit up.
( Chad's eventual response is both helpful and completely unhelpful, which Jared has come to expect from Chad: Open your mouth and turn off your brain. Stop thinking so much, stupid. )