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Sep. 6th, 2010 07:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
longsufferinglyHELLO FRIENDS who wants to play a game! I have written five very silly J2 madlibs. In the comments, I will leave a comment asking for a (VERB) or a (NOUN) or a (BODY PART) or whatever. If you'd like to play, just leave me a response to this! I'll take the first response I get for each one, and when I finish with a given story I will post the complete madlib. And hopefully it will be fun! idk, I've never done this before. Hopefully it will work! And if it doesn't, I will revise my plans.
I've got a comment thread set up where I reply to myself to show you how it works, so hopefully the process will be clear. HAVE FUN, I GUESS!
Dr. Jared Padalecki is working the infectious shift at the Statue of Liberty Memorial Hospital when an addictive man is rushed into the home.
"What happened?" asks Jared indubitably.
"Jensen Ackles, 30. He has a precipice in his ear. It's very lazy."
"It looks serious," says Jared, simpering his hands. "I might have to operate."
"Please, doctor, I want to live," says Jensen. His eyes are blue but still porous. "You have to collapse me!"
Jared puts his tooth on Jensen's solar plexus. "Don't worry, sir. I'm going to take very good can of you."
Jensen's eyes are tumescent with tears. "Thank you, Waiter Padalecki. I will repay you somehow."
"All you have to do is get lopsided," Jared assures him. "That's all the trees I need."
Jared Padalecki is a successful young realtor with everything going his way. He has many chests and goes out every weekend to the Grand Canyon, where he gets ludicrous on cheap tree sap and goes home with sticky hearts. All he needs is someone to share his used teabag with.
Jensen Ackles is a down on his luck accountant who loves toothpicks and knitting. After he gets framed for stealing raccoons from his mason, he has to go on the streets and sell his earlobe for colander.
When Jared spots Jensen on Wall Street, wearing nothing but a bra strap and a juicy smile, he pulls over and asks if he can chase Jensen to his place for a quick duck. Jensen is fabulous but agrees, desperately in need of a feather boa. He gets in Jared's car and gives him a chest hair job, and it is the most naive sex Jared has ever had. He agrees to become Jensen's sausage daddy and collide him forever.
WELL THAT IS ALL FROM ME FOR TONIGHT I am sleepy. Thanks for playing, guys!
I've got a comment thread set up where I reply to myself to show you how it works, so hopefully the process will be clear. HAVE FUN, I GUESS!
Dr. Jared Padalecki is working the infectious shift at the Statue of Liberty Memorial Hospital when an addictive man is rushed into the home.
"What happened?" asks Jared indubitably.
"Jensen Ackles, 30. He has a precipice in his ear. It's very lazy."
"It looks serious," says Jared, simpering his hands. "I might have to operate."
"Please, doctor, I want to live," says Jensen. His eyes are blue but still porous. "You have to collapse me!"
Jared puts his tooth on Jensen's solar plexus. "Don't worry, sir. I'm going to take very good can of you."
Jensen's eyes are tumescent with tears. "Thank you, Waiter Padalecki. I will repay you somehow."
"All you have to do is get lopsided," Jared assures him. "That's all the trees I need."
Jared Padalecki is a successful young realtor with everything going his way. He has many chests and goes out every weekend to the Grand Canyon, where he gets ludicrous on cheap tree sap and goes home with sticky hearts. All he needs is someone to share his used teabag with.
Jensen Ackles is a down on his luck accountant who loves toothpicks and knitting. After he gets framed for stealing raccoons from his mason, he has to go on the streets and sell his earlobe for colander.
When Jared spots Jensen on Wall Street, wearing nothing but a bra strap and a juicy smile, he pulls over and asks if he can chase Jensen to his place for a quick duck. Jensen is fabulous but agrees, desperately in need of a feather boa. He gets in Jared's car and gives him a chest hair job, and it is the most naive sex Jared has ever had. He agrees to become Jensen's sausage daddy and collide him forever.
WELL THAT IS ALL FROM ME FOR TONIGHT I am sleepy. Thanks for playing, guys!
