longsufferingly: (Rock the fuck on.)
Title: The Hack Job
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS (Tractorbeam)/Leverage
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Gabe Tigerman/Sandy McCoy, Eliot Spencer/Alec Hardison
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7900.
Summary: A new video game starts turning geeks comatose. Hardison takes it personal.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] la_perkins, for Sweet Charity. Plot points liberally borrowed from the .hack games. Takes place after Jared and Jensen have moved to Vancouver.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Chad Michael Murray is also some kind of ninja/gangster. )
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
This is, in fact, just schmoop. Tractorbeam schmoop, even! Don't judge. The night of You Can Tell Everybody.

780 words of schmoop, shh )
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
You Can Tell Everybody
955 words
Tractorbeam, inspired by tonight's Big Bang Theory.

insert witty text here )
longsufferingly: (Sexy times with James Joyce.)
HOKAY so I was doing friending today (I am the laziest person ever with friending and I am sorry) and saw that this journal is being watched by 500 people, which is a little terrifying. To celebrate this I wanted to do a drabble meme, but then I felt bad because my Christmas meme still has a page or so of unfulfilled requests.

SO here is how this is going to work. It is a combination drabble meme/DAMNIT CHASH DO THIS SHIT meme.

1. Everyone can request one drabble.
2. If you have an unfulfilled request on this post and have not already gotten one fic from it (that is, if you did two requests and got one written, this does not apply to you), you can link the request and either say DO THIS or say I CHANGED MY MIND I WOULD LIKE ANOTHER FIC INSTEAD and do a different request. So, if I have yet to fill your request from my Christmas meme, you get two requests here, one of which can be your old request if you still want it.

THE CATCH is that these will actually be drabbles. Not exactly 100 words, but no more than 400.

GOOD TIMES. Timestamps are acceptable.
longsufferingly: (I'm the toppy brother.)
I was doing a tiny little drabble of sick boys for [livejournal.com profile] hd_obsession and started wondering how Tractorbeam!Jensen would do with sick Jared, since we already had sick Jensen and caretaker Jared.

So here's a little bit of sick Jared Tractorbeam fic.

You Can Read Me Anything
716 words, G

But I, I love it when you read to me. )
longsufferingly: (I'm the toppy brother.)
First off, the awesome [livejournal.com profile] juice817 podficced Call Me, Call Me.

Also, this.

Title: Ampersand After Ampersand
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: Hard R.
Warnings: Dork Jensen, social maladjustment, sitcom situations.
Word Count: 2300.
Summary: Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam timestamp; Valentine's Day.
Notes: Livejournal informs me that [livejournal.com profile] twofourteen's birthday is on Valentine's Day. I was going to post this on Valentine's Day so it would be a more legitimate birthday present, but then I remembered I would have guests and stuff and would probably forget like the winner I am. So! Early present for [livejournal.com profile] twofourteen for her birthday. Title From the Magnetic Fields.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Jensen has never had to deal with Valentine's Day before. )
longsufferingly: (*waves*)
So I'd been meaning to do a Tractorbeam EP that showed off just how terrible some of my music is. And yesterday I was making a new playlist for myself and was reminded that I was going to do that.

I appear to have named this 'fuckit: a tractorbeam ep' )
longsufferingly: (Captain Awesome.)
Stu the Cockatoo Likes to Pwn Bitches
Tractorbeam 'verse/Leverage
Jared/Jensen, Eliot/Hardison-ish
600 words
spoilers for bbt 213

He told me my hair was aerodynamically unsound. )
longsufferingly: (Woot woot.)
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] juice817, you can get a podfic of Your Brains Are No Match for My Tractorbeam here!

If you want to be like me (for once, this would not be a terrible decision), you can also grab Say Hi To Your Mom's Your Brains vs. My Tractorbeam to listen to first to set the mood. Or to just get stuck in your head forever, as it gets stuck in mine every time I see the title of the fic.
longsufferingly: (*waves*)
Fucking seriously, I don't know what happened today.

Well, I know one thing that happened today. The Big Bang Theory said (and I quote):

DEAR CHASH:

WRITE A TRACTORBEAM TIMESTAMP WITH THIS EPISODE.

LOVE
THE BIG BANG THEORY

At least, that's what I heard.

Title: Can You At All Times Wear Socks
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG
Warnings: Dork Jensen, social maladjustment, sitcom situations.
Word Count: 2500.
Summary: Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam timestamp; Jensen and Jared have a fight. Other things also fight. SPOILERS for tonight's Big Bang Theory! Just so you know.
Notes: Title from "The Quiz" by Hello Saferide.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Based on his knowledge of pop culture, Jared, and human relationships, Jensen is pretty sure he's not getting laid tonight. )
longsufferingly: (I am a little busy here.)
THREE THINGS.

1. I finished the first page of requests from my Christmas drabble meme the other day! So here's a directory of the requests from there so far!

RPS
Tractorbeam Christmas timestamp for [livejournal.com profile] juice817
Going to Hell timestamp; Jared's first day living with Jensen for [livejournal.com profile] jellicle
J2!Love Actually for [livejournal.com profile] setissma
Jared/Jensen mistletoe for [livejournal.com profile] hd_obsession
Twilight AU, Edward!Jared/Bella!Jensen for [livejournal.com profile] pomavera
Dean ♥ Titanic for [livejournal.com profile] moodswingers
Mike hooks up Jared and Jensen for [livejournal.com profile] pez_gurl
Jared/Jensen Christmas shopping for family for [livejournal.com profile] matalinolukaret
Jared + Jensen + snowman for [livejournal.com profile] tinkabell007
J2: flannel sheets and insomnia for [livejournal.com profile] wendy
College AU timestamp Christmas for [livejournal.com profile] pyroblaze18
Jared and Jensen in a barfight for [livejournal.com profile] too_rational
J2 nutcracker for [livejournal.com profile] 1orelai
J2 magical unicorn AU for [livejournal.com profile] inarticulate
College AU, Mike + Christmas for [livejournal.com profile] ellerigbee
Jensen only sleeps with people as pretty as he is for [livejournal.com profile] rsadelle
Jared's distressing love of Mexican food for [livejournal.com profile] annella
J2, files, calculators and working late at night for [livejournal.com profile] joans23
Ugly Christmas sweaters for [livejournal.com profile] lazy_daze

Supernatural
Sam/Dean, rickrolled for [livejournal.com profile] deidre_c
Sam/Dean Christmas angst for [livejournal.com profile] clubinthesky

Other fandoms
Psych; Gus and Shawn the old married couple for [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis
Omi and Buffy hunt vampires for [livejournal.com profile] lady_ganesh

2. I picked up a couple prompts at [livejournal.com profile] tvm's domestic fic meme.
Arguing about who does what chores... and trading off with sexual favours
Jensen falls asleep on the couch and wakes up in the middle of the night covered with a blanket

3. [livejournal.com profile] keepaofthecheez had a dream where Jensen was a stripper and Jared was the cop who kept busting him for being a stripper, and Jensen LOVED JARED but Jared kept telling him to put clothes on, and I did a little comment fic on that because...that's what I do? I dunno. ANYWAY. I might expand on it someday, but for now, I'll just put what I did. It has porn! As a warning.

Mmm strippers. )

THINGS.

Dec. 8th, 2008 06:43 pm
longsufferingly: (Mazeltov!)
1. Can anyone tell me some timeline stuff about Jensen Ackles' girlfriends? I know he's dated Joanna Krupe and Danneel Harris, but have no idea when those started, how long they lasted (well, Danneel is still lasting, whatever), etc. Do we know this stuff? I am curious! I am pretty well-versed in Jared but know nothing about Jensen except what I read in fanfic, and I'm never sure if that's based in fact or made up. Tell me things! Curiosity sated, thanks guys!

2. I've got enough done on Yuletide and [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_xmas that I can put this up without feeling guilty. Which means it is time for traditional CHRISTMAS DRABBLES. By which I mean a drabble meme at Christmastime, you don't have to ask for holiday-related drabbles if you don't want. PRETTY MUCH you give me a fandom/pairing and a prompt. Please give me a prompt! I cry when I don't get prompts because I ♥ them. And then I will write you a drabble! Which might have some Christmas theme and might not. And "drabble" is, as always, a loose term. Whatever! Yay holiday season is my point here.

RE drabbles: I mostly do these by request order, but I'll also jump around if I am INSPIRED for one, mostly because I like doing things while I remember/have the sudden passion! Also, feel free to request until December 25! After that, I will probably be drabbled out, and in some kind of turkey-related coma.
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
Title: Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam [Complete]
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles; brief Jensen/Kyle Gallner, Jared/others, Gabe Tigerman/Sandy McCoy. Wow. Those look special all written out.
Rating: NC-17 overall.
Warnings: Dork Jensen, social maladjustment, sitcom situations.
Word Count: 17,000 total! This part is like 6000 or so.
Summary: AU, based on The Big Bang Theory. Jensen is a socially awkward but happy theoretical physicist, Jared is an aspiring actor, and everyone sucks at relationships pretty damn hard.
Notes: So, for [livejournal.com profile] fics4books, I offered a story from 5000 to 10000 words, because that seemed doable to me. [livejournal.com profile] therealw and [livejournal.com profile] speakfree got in touch with me and were like "We have a fic we'd love to get, but it would be longer than that! Could we work something out?" And we love charity, so we did, and now we have this fic, which was their brainchild. Title taken from "Your Brains vs. My Tractorbeam," by Say Hi To Your Mom.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Jensen came out to his parents during college with a lecture and a slideshow. He remembers his entire speech, which covered the problems with reproduction in an already overpopulated world and the benefits of an openly homosexual Nobel Prize winner for the gay community, and had ended with: 'In conclusion, I think I'm gay.' )

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