THINGS I WILL NEVER FINISH: A POST
Oct. 30th, 2013 10:13 pmHey friends, long time no see! I was rooting through my drafts folder on gmail and I have all these things I'm never going to finish, so I'm throwing them up in a post. Enjoy, but not too much, because I will never finish them, and they are all completely unsatisfying. Sorry? I did check to make sure none of them end in the middle of sentences.
HARRY POTTER, Dumbledore has a Muggle romance in the sixties or something, 1000 words.
( Albus rather likes Sainsbury's )
BABYLON 5, high school AU, 500 words
( On Marcus's first day at Babylon High School, he falls in love. )
RPF, a sequel to that Genevieve Cortese/Tyler Posey thing I wrote that I'm too lazy to link to (THIS IS A SAD POST), 715 words
( Dylan, it's office hours, I'm your TA. You are the reason office hours exist. Of course you should be here. )
TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles FBI AU where Stiles was supposed to be Fox Mulder?? idk where I was going with this, but I clearly had a plot I was thinking about, 1600 words
( Stiles Stilinski isn't the only FBI agent who joined the Bureau because he was looking for his best friend. )
DISCWORLD, Tiffany Aching/Preston, stuck in drafts limo FOREVER, 555 words
( A Boy Who Comes Around )
DISCWORLD, post Monstrous Regiment, Polly/Maladict, 300 words
( The first thing that happens is that Paul and Shufti get engaged. )
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, Tamaki/Haruhi first time fic, porny, 700 words
( Read more... )
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, AU where Haruhi works at the library and a cafe and Tamaki thinks she's two different people, I might finish this someday, idk, 430 words
( What do you do when your most trusted companions betray you? )
TEEN WOLF, Scott/Stiles porn, this is really mostly done, I'm a failure, 925 words
( It's not like Stiles wanted to die, it's just that if he'd thought he was going to live, he never would have made out with Scott. )
TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles, Stiles is cockblocking Danny because he doesn't want him dating one of the alpha pack, kinda porny, 1450 words
( So, are you still a virgin? )
RPF, more Robert Pattinson/Jennifer Lawrence BFFs, also Chris Hemsworth is there, I might also finish this eventually, 1055 words
( I have seen pictures of him. He is massive. He probably has orbiting bodies. He is like Gaston, but blonde. He is roughly the size of a barge, Jen. I am going to be killed. )
SUPERNATURAL, Sam/Dean Babylon 5 AU intended for![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
spn_j2_bigbang in, like, 2010, but then grad school happened, 6700 words
( Maybe there was such a thing as too fresh a start. )
HARRY POTTER, Dumbledore has a Muggle romance in the sixties or something, 1000 words.
( Albus rather likes Sainsbury's )
BABYLON 5, high school AU, 500 words
( On Marcus's first day at Babylon High School, he falls in love. )
RPF, a sequel to that Genevieve Cortese/Tyler Posey thing I wrote that I'm too lazy to link to (THIS IS A SAD POST), 715 words
( Dylan, it's office hours, I'm your TA. You are the reason office hours exist. Of course you should be here. )
TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles FBI AU where Stiles was supposed to be Fox Mulder?? idk where I was going with this, but I clearly had a plot I was thinking about, 1600 words
( Stiles Stilinski isn't the only FBI agent who joined the Bureau because he was looking for his best friend. )
DISCWORLD, Tiffany Aching/Preston, stuck in drafts limo FOREVER, 555 words
( A Boy Who Comes Around )
DISCWORLD, post Monstrous Regiment, Polly/Maladict, 300 words
( The first thing that happens is that Paul and Shufti get engaged. )
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, Tamaki/Haruhi first time fic, porny, 700 words
( Read more... )
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB, AU where Haruhi works at the library and a cafe and Tamaki thinks she's two different people, I might finish this someday, idk, 430 words
( What do you do when your most trusted companions betray you? )
TEEN WOLF, Scott/Stiles porn, this is really mostly done, I'm a failure, 925 words
( It's not like Stiles wanted to die, it's just that if he'd thought he was going to live, he never would have made out with Scott. )
TEEN WOLF, Danny/Stiles, Stiles is cockblocking Danny because he doesn't want him dating one of the alpha pack, kinda porny, 1450 words
( So, are you still a virgin? )
RPF, more Robert Pattinson/Jennifer Lawrence BFFs, also Chris Hemsworth is there, I might also finish this eventually, 1055 words
( I have seen pictures of him. He is massive. He probably has orbiting bodies. He is like Gaston, but blonde. He is roughly the size of a barge, Jen. I am going to be killed. )
SUPERNATURAL, Sam/Dean Babylon 5 AU intended for
spn_j2_bigbang in, like, 2010, but then grad school happened, 6700 words( Maybe there was such a thing as too fresh a start. )
