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Nov. 5th, 2008 10:24 pmI am sadly not feeling the inspiration for Sam/Dean AUness tonight. BUT in keeping with my modified and nonsensical NaNo goals, I am updating anyway. Today with two terrible AU ideas that I should never do, but probably will someday anyway.
1. Katamari Winchestery
For those of you who do not have a Playstation 2 and/or an appreciation of how crazy Japan is, Katamari Damacy is a video game about the King of All Cosmos, who is a giant pimp of a man, and his son, the Prince of All Cosmos. One night, the King of All Cosmos gets drunk and accidentally destroys all the stars in the sky. So he tells his son to go to earth with a ball called a katamari and roll up new stars. He starts off very small, rolling up household objects like dice and batteries and sushi, and grows steadily larger, moving on to pets, televisions, people, cars, and, eventually, land masses.
In this AU, Sam would be the Prince of All Cosmos. His father, The Yellow-Eyed King of All Cosmos, sends him down to earth to prove himself. He's not totally sold on this whole destroying the earth to repopulate the heavens thing, and sticks to only rolling up inanimate objects. Unfortunately, his cousins have no such scruples. That's where Dean, who's still a hunter, comes in. He's been getting some seriously fucked up reports of giant balls taking out entire towns, and he doesn't know what to make of it. Also, the stars disappeared. Shit is fucked up. He meets up with Sam, who explains, and the two of them team up to try to take out the King!
Later, they have sex.
2. Jaredbob Squarepants
--see I am exposed to many beloved children's characters at work every day. And today I realized Spongebob's girlfriend is named Sandy. SO that means clearly she is Sandy McCoy, Jared is Spongebob, Jensen is Patrick, and Jared recently invited Jensen to live with him in his pineapple under the sea, causing scandal in Bikini Bottom!
I am both happy and sad I have so many fewer details on the plot of this than on the Katamari Damacy one. But seriously. Sometimes I think I should be taken into the back and shot. For the good of humanity.
1. Katamari Winchestery
For those of you who do not have a Playstation 2 and/or an appreciation of how crazy Japan is, Katamari Damacy is a video game about the King of All Cosmos, who is a giant pimp of a man, and his son, the Prince of All Cosmos. One night, the King of All Cosmos gets drunk and accidentally destroys all the stars in the sky. So he tells his son to go to earth with a ball called a katamari and roll up new stars. He starts off very small, rolling up household objects like dice and batteries and sushi, and grows steadily larger, moving on to pets, televisions, people, cars, and, eventually, land masses.
In this AU, Sam would be the Prince of All Cosmos. His father, The Yellow-Eyed King of All Cosmos, sends him down to earth to prove himself. He's not totally sold on this whole destroying the earth to repopulate the heavens thing, and sticks to only rolling up inanimate objects. Unfortunately, his cousins have no such scruples. That's where Dean, who's still a hunter, comes in. He's been getting some seriously fucked up reports of giant balls taking out entire towns, and he doesn't know what to make of it. Also, the stars disappeared. Shit is fucked up. He meets up with Sam, who explains, and the two of them team up to try to take out the King!
Later, they have sex.
2. Jaredbob Squarepants
--see I am exposed to many beloved children's characters at work every day. And today I realized Spongebob's girlfriend is named Sandy. SO that means clearly she is Sandy McCoy, Jared is Spongebob, Jensen is Patrick, and Jared recently invited Jensen to live with him in his pineapple under the sea, causing scandal in Bikini Bottom!
I am both happy and sad I have so many fewer details on the plot of this than on the Katamari Damacy one. But seriously. Sometimes I think I should be taken into the back and shot. For the good of humanity.
