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Also, here is a tiny retarded J2 ficlet. It's gen. I wrote it for inarticulate because I heart her, and she told me to post it. So, you know. Tiny retarded ficlet! There is not a lot more to say about this.

AS A SIDE NOTE: I was discussing this with my brother today and, uh. I am officially giving up on replying to comments for fics from before today. Because I keep going WELL I CANNOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON Y BEFORE I REPLY TO THE ONES ON X and that list now goes so far back it is ridiculous. So I am giving myself a clean slate. BASICALLY if you ever leave a comment here, I appreciate it so very much and love getting them, even if I fail to respond. The only thing that makes me feel worse than not replying to comments is only replying to some comments, so I end up replying to none and feeling crippling guilt. SO. Clean slate and I will do my best to be better in future.

Have a ficlet.


"This is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen in my life," says Jensen.

It's not that he hasn't seen House of Wax before. When he found out about his new costar, he'd rented everything Jared had been in that didn't threaten his masculinity. Which turned out to pretty much only be House of Wax and Cry_Wolf because Jared? Does not have the manliest resume.

Jared snorts. "Dude, did you see Devour?"

"Are you kidding? Of course I didn't see Devour."

Jared considers this. "Did anyone see Devour?"

"God, I hope not."

Jared kicks him in the ankle; Jensen's beer sloshes a little, which sucks. Because he cannot afford to lose any beer while he is watching this fucking movie. He needs all he's got and more. "This is a work of art and genius," says Jared. "It's fucking majestic."

"Majestic? Seriously, Padalecki?"

"Like a grizzly bear."

"Did you seriously compare House of Wax to a grizzly bear?"

"A majestic grizzly bear."

"You know your big star was Paris Hilton, right?"

"And Chad."

"You're not helping your case here, dude."

"We're watching Days of Our Lives next."

"Where are you going to get Days of Our Lives?"

"I'm a movie star. I got connections."

"To Paris Hilton. And Chad."

"And, uh."

"Me," Jensen says. "I'm the biggest star you know."

"Oh Jensen Ackles," says Jared, putting his hand over his heart dramatically. "Can you introduce me to celebrities?"

Jensen shoves him.

"That would be so cool."

"Are you getting covered in wax?" asks Jensen.

"It was dramatic."

"It's the most retarded thing I've ever seen."

"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror."

"I hate you," says Jensen.

Jared bites off a piece of Twizzler and spits it in Jensen's face.

Which really just proves Jensen's point.

The fucker.