WE DONE

HAHAHA I TOTALLY FINISHED MY MEME SUCK ON THAT

J2--Tractorbeam
-Meeting the parents for merely_anger
-Jared hangs out with an ex for ladybellz
-Jared's friends don't get it for whatjuliewrites
-Jared introduces Jensen to his favorite show for gypsy_atavari

J2--When You Care Enough To Hit Send
-That time Chad and Mike hooked up for lierdumoa
-J2 five years down the line for ex_maerhys867

RPS--Other
-J2 fortune cookie timestamp for pyroblaze18
-J2 as real-life ghost hunters for blueeyedliz
-J2 at the movies for phonciblepbone
-Jensen trying to ask Jared out in Epic Love 'Verse for ms_soma
-J2, Australia for joans23
-Stripper fic coda for waterofthemoon
-Hurt Jared for harrigan
-Stripper!Jensen POV for iltb
-Exchange student Jensen for xxzauberinxx
-Trinidad and Tobago timestamp for pre_expansion
-Domestic nudity for themadfish
-Love Actually kids timestamp for asitha
-More stripper!Jensen POV for pomavera
-Outside POV J2 for letsbook
-J2 Les Mis for queenklu
-Pranks gone awry for xriotfallingx
-Jensen keeps Jared's messages for ellerigbee

Leverage
-Hardison, Parker, and Eliot as little kids hanging out for theonlytwin

Supernatural
-IN SPACE for aqua_eyes
-A letter to Sam at Stanford for timmesque
-Epic Love 'Verse for dangomango

Bones
-Ripley Brennan for cartonmilk

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Title: He Comes to Save the Day
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: R
Warnings: ...crazy superhero hooker Jared.
Word Count: 2100.
Summary: Jared is really just an old-fashioned boy out to save the world. With lapdances. Featuring confused Jensen, helpful Chris, receptionist Chad, and pimp Misha.
Notes: I blame lazy_daze and her posts about hooker Jared. I was like I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOME HOT HOOKER JARED PORN. But then I wrote this. Which is. What it is.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

( Yo yo yo, bitch, this is the Chaddinator. How may I direct your call? )