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I am too lazy to come up with a name for this, or, like, a real header. BASICALLY balefully mentioned she wanted fic with J2 as, like, every couple from Love Actually, and I ended up comment-ficcing this at her. SO. J2 AU, 2300 words, in which they are BODY DOUBLES for a gay sex scene.

Yes, that is how I roll.

( If I were a better person, I would edit this and make it good, but instead I am going back to trying to make my spn_j2_xmas fic love me. )