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longsufferingly ([personal profile] longsufferingly) wrote2009-05-29 08:05 am
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NEW OTP

me: I really want Rosenbaum to become friends with Misha
is that bad?
Val: ... OH MAN
Misha's twitter is ...
me: AMAZING?
Val: and Rosenbaum
i am thinking that would be amazing
me: man
now I kind of want to write Misha/Mike fic where they meet over Twitter and fall in TRUE LOVE FOREVER and take over Sweden
Val: oh my god
oh my god
poor Sweden
me: Someone had to take the awesome bullet
Sweden should be flattered


i.
He's Jared and Jensen's friend, which doesn't exactly make Mike think he's a cool dude, but he did once bend Jared over on stage and pretend to ass fuck him, and that's the kind of thing Mike has to respect. The guy's got style, of some kind. And he might be legally insane.

Also, he wants to bone Michelle Obama. So Rosenbaum thinks, fuck yeah, and starts following Misha Collins.

ii.
@mishacollins tell those dudes you work with rosenbaum thinks they are faggotrons
@mrosenbaum711 currently v. involved in my plot to take over holland. u understand
@mishacollins no way man, get a cool country. i'll go halfsies with you on sweden
@mrosenbaum711 i'm listening.

iii.
The first time he meets Misha Collins in person, they end up having sex in Jared and Jensen's bathroom.

"God, is that Jared's shampoo?" Mike asks as Misha gives him a hickey.

"The vanilla one? Yes."

"They should just man up and admit they're gay."

"Says the man being blown in a bathroom."

"I'm not getting blown yet."

"Give me a second, it'll happen."

iv.
@mishacollins thanks for the awesome night honey
@mrosenbaum711 I'm thinking co-dictators for life
@mishacollins codicktators and u've got yourself a deal

v.
"Jensen," says Jared. It is entirely too early for this conversation, but it has to happen sometime. "Misha isn't coming to work today."

"Please don't tell me it's because of his weird thing with Rosenbaum. I told you before, Jared, I don't need to know that."

"He's too busy ruling Sweden."

Jensen stares at him. "Dude. It's mean to mess with me before my coffee."

Jared throws him the paper. "Man, I wish."

Local Actors Take Over European Sovereignty
Swedes: We're cool with this!

"God," says Jensen, "I always knew that Twitter thing was bad news."

Jared shrugs. "Hey, if you suck up, maybe they'll make you a princess."

"Shut up."