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Real 3-D
Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas, NC-17, so, you know, RPS incest. Joe has a thing for Daniel Craig, and also for Nick. And Nick knows it. For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lovehateapathy. LOOK I AM GETTING THROUGH MY CHILE FICS, FOR REAL. RL has been kind of busy lately!
Nick is pretty much an awesome little brother.
Well, really, Nick is an awesome person. As far as Joe is concerned, Nick is actually the most awesome person ever. He's fun and nice and cares about people, even though he sometimes covers it up with actually too cool. In fact, for a long time, he thought no one else would ever appreciate Nick like he did, because Nick is so serious and focused and it's not always immediately obvious to people that he is all things wonderful and nice and awesome. Sometimes they think he doesn't know the meaning of fun, and it makes Joe really sad.
At first, when they got really big, really popular, and Nick was just as popular as he was, Joe was jealous. Because suddenly there was this whole world of people who realized that Nick was pretty much the best person created up until this point, and Joe wasn't special anymore. Joe wasn't the one who saw what everyone else missed. Joe was just one more Nick Jonas fan.
That changed the first time Nick kissed him, all serious and nervous and scared, and Nick became just Joe's again, Joe's in a way no one else would ever be, in a way no one else got. And of course Joe kissed him back, not just because he wanted Nick to be just his, but because he wanted to be just Nick's.
Well, he already was just Nick's, of course. But he wanted Nick to know that too.
Joe's not quite sure how they got from that first kiss, hesitant and strange, to this point--Nick on his knees in an empty theater for a Monday matinee, not even bothering to get Joe's jeans off, just opening up enough to get Joe's dick out--but he thinks it's the right place. It's the place he wants to be for the rest of his life.
Well, not specifically in this theater with old popcorn sticking to Nick's knees, but emotionally. Emotionally this is good.
*
Joe has a little bit of a thing for Daniel Craig, as all human beings with eyes should, as far as he's concerned. Nick and Kevin are mostly amused by this--Kevin in the form of making kissy faces during Bond movies and Nick in the form of saying it's okay if Joe wants to call him "Daniel" sometimes when he's getting a blowjob.
See: Nick being the most awesome person ever. The jury is still out on Kevin.
Anyway, Joe had been--vocal about his desire to see the new Daniel Craig movie, and Nick had been weirdly evasive about the whole thing. Really, the movie sounded good, even beyond the obvious Daniel Craig factor, so Joe had no idea why Nick refused to go opening night and even managed to get a video chat scheduled for that exact time. It was totally out of character.
When Nick finally did agree to see the movie, it had been out for three weeks and was old news, and he only wanted to go to a matinee.
Joe had thought he was crazy, but, hey. Daniel Craig. Joe'd be an idiot to say no to that.
*
It's not Joe's fault that he gets hard when Daniel Craig is in movies. He is giant and hot and in three dimensions and Joe's mancrush is epic.
Maybe not every mancrush always results in boners, but, seriously. Big-screen, 3-D Daniel Craig? Joe would have to be dead to not be into that.
"Looks like you've got a problem," says Nick, in his most self-consciously seductive voice. Nick thinks he's all smooth and sexy, but he's a lot more appealing when he's just himself. Joe never wants to jump him more than when he's Nick.
"Shh," says Joe. "Daniel is talking."
Joe can really only think about one thing when he's hard, and trying to concentrate on both Nick and Daniel Craig would probably cause some kind of meltdown.
In his pants, maybe.
Anyway, he's not really paying attention to anything but the movie, and he'll apologize to Nick later. He'll buy him an ice cream cone or something.
Then, he feels warm hands on his thighs.
He looks down and there's Nick, somehow on the floor in front of him, unbuttoning his jeans.
"Ni--"
"Keep watching," says Nick. He pulls the zipper down on Joe's jeans, and Joe groans. "This looks like a good part."
Joe looks around; no one saw them come in, no one else is here. No one will ever know this is happening.
On-screen, Daniel Craig is smirking at something. He is so cool.
Nick's lips close around his dick, warmth and the barest suction, and Joe groans and thrusts his hips up. Nick makes a protesting noise and gets his arm against Joe's stomach, holding him down and keeping him still. Joe bites his fist and tries not to come immediately, because Nick + Daniel Craig in 3-D + blowjobs is what he would have wished for when he blew out the candles on his last birthday cake, if his brain had been able to process that much awesomeness.
Nick slides down farther, taking Joe deeper, working Joe's balls with his hand.
Daniel Craig is driving a car away from an explosion, Nick is sucking him, and everything in Joe's life is spectacular.
He comes in no time, which he would be embarrassed about, except that Nick looks totally smug and happy about it, and not like he cares that Joe has absolutely no self-control.
"Movie's still got another hour and a half," says Nick, sliding back into his seat and pushing his 3-D glasses back over his eyes, somehow making it look smooth and cool and not awkward at all. "Bet I can do that at least three more times."
Seriously, Nick Jonas: best person ever.
Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas, NC-17, so, you know, RPS incest. Joe has a thing for Daniel Craig, and also for Nick. And Nick knows it. For
lovehateapathy. LOOK I AM GETTING THROUGH MY CHILE FICS, FOR REAL. RL has been kind of busy lately!Nick is pretty much an awesome little brother.
Well, really, Nick is an awesome person. As far as Joe is concerned, Nick is actually the most awesome person ever. He's fun and nice and cares about people, even though he sometimes covers it up with actually too cool. In fact, for a long time, he thought no one else would ever appreciate Nick like he did, because Nick is so serious and focused and it's not always immediately obvious to people that he is all things wonderful and nice and awesome. Sometimes they think he doesn't know the meaning of fun, and it makes Joe really sad.
At first, when they got really big, really popular, and Nick was just as popular as he was, Joe was jealous. Because suddenly there was this whole world of people who realized that Nick was pretty much the best person created up until this point, and Joe wasn't special anymore. Joe wasn't the one who saw what everyone else missed. Joe was just one more Nick Jonas fan.
That changed the first time Nick kissed him, all serious and nervous and scared, and Nick became just Joe's again, Joe's in a way no one else would ever be, in a way no one else got. And of course Joe kissed him back, not just because he wanted Nick to be just his, but because he wanted to be just Nick's.
Well, he already was just Nick's, of course. But he wanted Nick to know that too.
Joe's not quite sure how they got from that first kiss, hesitant and strange, to this point--Nick on his knees in an empty theater for a Monday matinee, not even bothering to get Joe's jeans off, just opening up enough to get Joe's dick out--but he thinks it's the right place. It's the place he wants to be for the rest of his life.
Well, not specifically in this theater with old popcorn sticking to Nick's knees, but emotionally. Emotionally this is good.
*
Joe has a little bit of a thing for Daniel Craig, as all human beings with eyes should, as far as he's concerned. Nick and Kevin are mostly amused by this--Kevin in the form of making kissy faces during Bond movies and Nick in the form of saying it's okay if Joe wants to call him "Daniel" sometimes when he's getting a blowjob.
See: Nick being the most awesome person ever. The jury is still out on Kevin.
Anyway, Joe had been--vocal about his desire to see the new Daniel Craig movie, and Nick had been weirdly evasive about the whole thing. Really, the movie sounded good, even beyond the obvious Daniel Craig factor, so Joe had no idea why Nick refused to go opening night and even managed to get a video chat scheduled for that exact time. It was totally out of character.
When Nick finally did agree to see the movie, it had been out for three weeks and was old news, and he only wanted to go to a matinee.
Joe had thought he was crazy, but, hey. Daniel Craig. Joe'd be an idiot to say no to that.
*
It's not Joe's fault that he gets hard when Daniel Craig is in movies. He is giant and hot and in three dimensions and Joe's mancrush is epic.
Maybe not every mancrush always results in boners, but, seriously. Big-screen, 3-D Daniel Craig? Joe would have to be dead to not be into that.
"Looks like you've got a problem," says Nick, in his most self-consciously seductive voice. Nick thinks he's all smooth and sexy, but he's a lot more appealing when he's just himself. Joe never wants to jump him more than when he's Nick.
"Shh," says Joe. "Daniel is talking."
Joe can really only think about one thing when he's hard, and trying to concentrate on both Nick and Daniel Craig would probably cause some kind of meltdown.
In his pants, maybe.
Anyway, he's not really paying attention to anything but the movie, and he'll apologize to Nick later. He'll buy him an ice cream cone or something.
Then, he feels warm hands on his thighs.
He looks down and there's Nick, somehow on the floor in front of him, unbuttoning his jeans.
"Ni--"
"Keep watching," says Nick. He pulls the zipper down on Joe's jeans, and Joe groans. "This looks like a good part."
Joe looks around; no one saw them come in, no one else is here. No one will ever know this is happening.
On-screen, Daniel Craig is smirking at something. He is so cool.
Nick's lips close around his dick, warmth and the barest suction, and Joe groans and thrusts his hips up. Nick makes a protesting noise and gets his arm against Joe's stomach, holding him down and keeping him still. Joe bites his fist and tries not to come immediately, because Nick + Daniel Craig in 3-D + blowjobs is what he would have wished for when he blew out the candles on his last birthday cake, if his brain had been able to process that much awesomeness.
Nick slides down farther, taking Joe deeper, working Joe's balls with his hand.
Daniel Craig is driving a car away from an explosion, Nick is sucking him, and everything in Joe's life is spectacular.
He comes in no time, which he would be embarrassed about, except that Nick looks totally smug and happy about it, and not like he cares that Joe has absolutely no self-control.
"Movie's still got another hour and a half," says Nick, sliding back into his seat and pushing his 3-D glasses back over his eyes, somehow making it look smooth and cool and not awkward at all. "Bet I can do that at least three more times."
Seriously, Nick Jonas: best person ever.