longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
My Kind Of People
J2 AU, 1800 words.
The Men With Kids timestamp where they tell Nate about the two of them.

Cooties are head lice. I looked it up in the dictionary. )
longsufferingly: (JARED FUCKING PADALECKI)
Looking For Men With Kids
Jared/Jensen, kidfic (fml), 5000 words, AU. In which Jensen is Jared's kid's kindergarten teacher.

hau hau hau )
longsufferingly: (...socute)
This is a comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] dollydolittle that was too long for the comment box, so I figured I'd just post it. Anyway, she prompted me with an idea from one of my all time favorite series, Hanazakari no Kimitachi E, sort of. ANYWAY Jared is super into manga, Jensen is his new roommate, and Jared makes some very incorrect assumptions. 1300 words, G. Total lack of gay freakout.

Just a little silliness. )
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This here is a really stupid little fic about Jared and Jensen being Pokemon trainers, only it's not even really about that, it's mostly about them being schmoopy and stupid in the Pokemon world, because I felt like writing schmoop. There are various references to Pokemon in here, clearly, and for the record they're in Sinnoh, which is the region for Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum.

It is really just pointless fluff! Not even cracky! You have been warned! )
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
Here are two comment fics what I wrote.

One, for [livejournal.com profile] annella's comment fic post, Jensen and Chad get drunkenly gay-married, Jared is their divorce lawyer.

506 words, Chad mockery. )

Two, a beautiful fairy tale for [livejournal.com profile] beckaandzac

1049 words, total stupidity, unicorns. )
longsufferingly: (theirloveissosomething)
Title: Good Will Towards Men
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Douchey ex-boyfriends, lying about names, completely contrived and unrealistic situations.
Word Count: 8600.
Summary: Jensen is a bitter veterinarian, angry at hotshot lawyer Jared Padalecki for skipping out on an important meeting. When a hot guy shows up at his door, claiming to be a Christmas present, he's sure Chris decided to actually hire him an escort. Little does he know his boss likes to play Santa, and Jared just wants to get to know him a little better.
Notes: Based on the truly spectacular Hallmark Channel original movie A Boyfriend For Christmas. I am blaming them for all the plot...specialnesses.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Jensen has never been much of a Christmas guy. )
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Title: Never Really Gave Up On Breaking Out of This Two-Star Town
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS/Friday Night Lights season one (crossover, not fusion)
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3800.
Summary: Sequel to The Good Old Days, the Honest Man. Change comes slowly in Dillon, but it comes.
Notes: Title and cut from The Killers.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

I don't mind if you don't mind, cuz I don't shine if you don't shine. )

ALSO HAVE THREE FNL SONGS and watch FNL it is honestly the best show on TV
1. Tony Lucca : Devil Town
2. Camera Obscura : Let's Get Out Of This Country
3. The Killers : Read My Mind
longsufferingly: (Default)
Title: The Good Old Days, The Honest Man
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS/Friday Night Lights season one (crossover, not fusion)
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3200.
Summary: It starts when the star quarterback gets hospitalized and the assistant coach comes to visit him and finds Jensen Ackles.
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] ic4000 and I have been mainlining FNL season one, and during this time I've also been doing this. Whatever, my life is spectacular. Title and cut from The Killers.
FURTHER NOTE: [livejournal.com profile] ic4000 is judging me.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

the restless heart, the Promised Land )
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
Title: All That And a Tiki Warrior Costume
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Danneel Harris/Aldis Hodge
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3000.
Summary: High School Musical 2 J2 AU. In which Jared Padalecki is used to always getting what he wants, Jensen Ackles is the tragic product of abstinence-only education, and Danneel Harris is the best faghag.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] juice817, who is having a rough day ♥
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

This is particularly upsetting to Jared because he always thought that, given half a chance, he and Jensen would be awesome BFFs who had sex and got married and were famous celebrities who adopted underprivileged babies and were role models for all gay people everywhere and all straight people who didn't suck. )
longsufferingly: (Rock the fuck on.)
Title: The Hack Job
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS (Tractorbeam)/Leverage
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Gabe Tigerman/Sandy McCoy, Eliot Spencer/Alec Hardison
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7900.
Summary: A new video game starts turning geeks comatose. Hardison takes it personal.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] la_perkins, for Sweet Charity. Plot points liberally borrowed from the .hack games. Takes place after Jared and Jensen have moved to Vancouver.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

Chad Michael Murray is also some kind of ninja/gangster. )
longsufferingly: (Like the Batman.)
So this is just quick and self-indulgent and stupid! I was watching Frasier earlier and remembering my omg Niles/Daphne OTP. So this is kind of (but not particularly well done) Niles!Jared/Daphne!Jensen fic. For well done sitcom fic, go read [livejournal.com profile] belyste's Big Bang, which is awesome on a stick.

Move along, this is just to shut my brain up. )
longsufferingly: (Fairy princess.)
So the thing is, there is a fairly good chance that that FF8 AU I am only sort of writing will forever remain vague collections of scenes. Therefore, here's a post with information about FF8. Also so you can picture everyone wearing really special outfits and stuff.



Plot and character information! Some spoilers, clearly. )

Also, I'm posting my Big Bang on Tuesday, FYI.
longsufferingly: (I'm the toppy brother.)
Here's some more scenes from that FF8 J2 AU I'm not writing. This one has more spoilers for the game. Also, more schmoop.

Also, daddy issues. )
longsufferingly: (At last we meet.)
I have to edit my Big Bang, and work on Sweet Charity, and finish my George of the Jungle AU, so I don't really have time to write a FF8 J2 AU.

If I was going to write it, it would probably include these scenes.

But I'm not. )
longsufferingly: (Rock the fuck on.)
[livejournal.com profile] synergic dared me, and I can't say no to her dares.

I should work on that.

Title: I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Jensen/others
Rating: R
Warnings: I seem to be in this mood lately where I want to write drunken asshole Jensen.
Word Count: 1700.
Summary: Jared is studying to be a doctor. His best friend Jensen is studying to die of liver failure while sending terrible text messages.
Notes: All texts from Texts From Last Night.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.

went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever )
longsufferingly: (*waves*)
The One With the Questionable Heterosexuality
A J2 Friends AU, requested by [livejournal.com profile] hd_obsession
with mentions of David Boreanaz/Emily Deschanel and hobo Misha Collins
as one does
3400 words, PG-13

Imagine Jared and Jensen doing really retarded dances in front of a fountain here. )
longsufferingly: (Saint Peter won't call my name)
For [livejournal.com profile] girlmostlikely, on the occasion of her birthday, which was actually yesterday. Whatever! It's Jensen POV on some of the stripper!Jensen/cop!Jared AU.

what what.

Fired Up is a modern cinema classic, yo. )
longsufferingly: (theirloveissosomething)
So, here's the deal.

Yesterday, as part of my drabble meme, I wrote this Jared/Jensen high school AU snippet. And liked it! And I was trying to write more and really all I came up with was Jensen's POV on the same scene.

So I wrote that.

Jensen POV! )

And now I don't really know what happens! I mean, clearly, gay love ensues, but individual events are a mystery to me.

SO here's the game we are going to play. Or the game I want to play, if you're willing. Give me words! Not prompts--no plots or scenarios or anything, just three to five words, and I will do scenes that use those words. And ideally somewhere in this process I will find my chi or whatever and discover the music in me and come out with some kind of coherent high school au narrative.

FUN FOR ALL

(note: fun for all is not actually a guarantee.)

(second note: every time I see the word "guarantee" I think "guar gum." Which is a much less common word, so wtf brain.)

eta
I meant to add this earlier, but then mom and I had to brave the rain to buy lightbulbs. SO belatedly, this is not the kind of meme where I am promising (guaranteeing? GUAR GUMMING??) to reply to every prompt, or to reply in order. I will be doing them as fancy takes me. SO YOU KNOW FYI. I cannot actually promise to do everything here. THAT IS ALL word.
longsufferingly: (At last we meet.)
WHAT IS MY LIFE why are you being such a bitch internet/phone/world WHATEVER I HAVE A CAT

wow this does not look at all like the start of a fanfic entry

ANYWAY I have no home net atm but I wrote this fic which I am posting because I don't like having it, like, haunting my computer. THIS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER I HOPE sob what life what why

Never Been Called a Lovely Person
Jared/Jensen AU, R, 6000ish words.

blaaaaaaaaaah )
longsufferingly: (*waves*)
I, uh, absolutely required schmoop.

I do not apologize for this.

Also, to everyone who's said hi in the lurker post, I definitely want to respond, but I was cleaning and then watching Bones and then watching Supernatural and then doing this, so--sometime soon! I hope. But it is awesome to hear from everyone ♥

And As For Some Happy Ending
593 words, follows other bodyswap fics

I'd rather stay single and thin. )

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